
6/1/08- Oh boy! Take away my monthly feature and I turn into a real slacker, don't I? Oh well, you don't pay my bills, King Zarkon and Prince Lotor do that, so unless you've got some free beer, you can direct any complaints to the complaint department! I updated the links page with a new link and cleaned off some dead ones. I also put up a fan video Cheezey made featuring Yurak to Evanescence's "Tourniquet" in the Karaoke Night on Planet Doom in the Spoofs section. There's new fanfic up in the fanfic archive from a new author, Botias, and new stories from Dennis Luchesi. Last but not least, Dear Haggie has answered another burning question.
1/12/08- With the new year come new changes, even here on Doom. The Loser of the Month has been discontinued in favor of a new monthly feature run by Haggar, a Doom advice column called "Dear Haggie". Haggar thinks she knows everything anyway, so you might as well put her old brain to the test and ask for her input on your problems. You never know, the Doom solution might just be the one you're looking for! The fanfic archive was also updated with a new chapter of Love is Stronger than Death from Purrsia and a new story from Dennis Luchesi.
12/28/07- There's some new stuff up in the fanfic archive: a new installment in Cheezey's Chronicles of a Dark Planet series called Act of War and a story from Zandor Vorkov called Nothing Wrong Today. Cheezey also put a new capture manip of Queen Merla up in the fan art archive. In addition to the fan works, there are several new captures from the black lion DVD set's special feature deleted scenes and lost episode in various sections in The Evil Faces of Doom, and a new letter up in Cossack Goes Postal.
12/9/07- The last Loser of the Month for 2007 has been posted, along with a new story from Dennis Luchesi in the fanfic archive and some picture gallery updates in The Evil Faces of Doom.
11/25/07- The Loser of the Month for November is up, and some new stories from Dennis Luchesi have been posted in the fanfic archive.
10/14/07- October's Loser of the Month has been posted, three galleries in The Evil Faces of Doom got some new pictures, and we've got fanfic archive updates from Cheezey (another piece for the fanfic album challenge) and a story from Dennis Luchesi.
9/9/07- This time we've got a new Loser of the Month and some updates in the fanfic archive: story updates from Purrsia and Dennis Luchesi. Last but not least, lots of new pictures have been added to the Drules' picture gallery in The Evil Faces of Doom.
8/12/07- Did you know that this August marks the third year of honoring one loser a month? This means that this month's loser is the thirty-seventh. (See Haggar, I can count!) Who knew the Denubian had so many lamers? I also made a few technical fixes on the links page, and posted five new fanfics from Dennis Luchesi.
7/4/07- Yes, I am aware that a month passed without a loser roasting. Rest assured, there's twice as much lameness to go around this July to make up for it. You can go here to check out the Loser of the Month for both June and July. Also included in this update are a few stories from Dennis Luchesi in the fanfic archive and an update to Cossack Goes Postal. Last but not least, Planet Doom's Evil Accomplishments was updated to include awards from the 2006 Voltron Fandom Awards.
5/29/07- Better late than never, here's your Loser of the Month. There are also some updates to the fanfic archive from Cheezey and Dennis Luchesi.
4/27/07- Yes, it's almost the end of the month, and yes, you've been a while without a fresh Loser of the Month. But that's how things are... it's not just tax month over on Earth, you know. Any complaints about the timeliness of this update can kindly be directed to this guy. Aside from the loser we also have a short new non-musical video up in Karaoke Night on Planet Doom in the Spoofs section and a handful of new fan works: two pictures in the fan art section by Tamysan, new stuff in the fanfic archive from Purrsia, Dennis Luchesi, and Cheezey, who posted two short companion pieces to one of her Chronicles of a Dark Planet series stories.
3/12/07- This time Cossack the Terrible is pleased to bring you the latest Loser of the Month and six new entries (log files 41-46) in Planet Doom's Voltron Incident Log.
2/25/07- This update is all fan works. First off, Cheezey has two new stories, her latest album challenge story Damaged People, and a new lemon Illicit Victory featuring me and *sigh* Yurak. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about her updates to the fan art page either, at least not the two photo manipulations that feature me. HiroEB has some new stuff up in the fan art section as well, and Coldwin's story A Pilot, a Princess, and a Proposal has been posted to his fanfic page.
2/4/07- February's Loser of the Month has been posted, Cheezey has the latest piece of the fanfic album challenge she completed posted on her fanfic page, and Dennis Luchesi has some new works posted in his section of the fanfic archive too. I noticed there were a few dead and inaccurate links on the links page, which I cleaned up since Haggar always complains about stuff like that. Witches and their research... *sigh*
1/20/07- This time we've got our first Loser of the Month award for 2007, a few of new pictures of yours truly in my gallery, and a new fanfic and photo manipulation in the fan art section from Cheezey. There is also a new author up in the fanfic archive, Zandor Vorkov, and some new fanfics from Dennis Luchesi as well. Last but not least, I put up a link to the Voltron Fandom Awards in the links page.
12/17/06- Although we're running a little behind schedule here on Doom this month, never fear, your final 2006 Loser of the Month is here! There are also several updates in the fanfic archive: two new stories from Cheezey including an album challenge story and a lemon featuring yours truly (Yes! I love it when I get action!), new stories from Dennis Luchesi, and a new story from a new author Hushicho. Hushicho also has some new fan art up in the fan art gallery.
11/13/06- For this update we have fanfic updates from Cheezey and Purrsia, a new music video in Karaoke Night on Planet Doom, and November's Turkey.
10/1/06- This time we've got a new story from
Cheezey,
and some new stuff in the
spoofs section: a
video made by Kyence for Cheezey's recent birthday (for the record, I, Cossack
the Terrible, am happily accepting monetary gifts to skim off the top
on her behalf!) and a new entry in the sexually tilted lines page. And of
course, since it is a new month, the latest loser!
9/16/06- First we've got, naturally, the Loser of the Month! There are also some fanfic updates from Purrsia and Kyence. There's also a new page up in the Spoofs section called Planet Doom's Candid Camera.
8/2/06- August's Loser of the Month has been awarded. This marks the 25th loser! Can you believe we've gone through two years of losers? Who knew there were so many dorks in the Denubian? Cheezey has a couple of new fanfics from the Voltron Fanfic Album Challenge up in the fanfic section, and there are a few new captures in a couple of the galleries. I also made a couple of updates to the links page.
7/3/06- There are two main components to this update. First off, July's Loser of the Month. Secondly, a new story from Purrsia in the fanfic archive!
6/25/06- Three updates in one month, I'm on a roll! This time we've got new fanfic from Cheezey and Purrsia and updates to the links page.
6/12/06- Bet you didn't expect another update this soon, did you? This time we've got another music video up on Karaoke Night on Planet Doom, and five new entries in the Voltron Incident Log, episodes 36-41.
6/3/06- No procrastinating this month! Right on schedule, here's June's Loser of the Month! Cheezey also has a new photo manipulation up on the fan art page.
5/24/06- Phew! May didn't quite pass without the ceremonial mocking of the loser! We also finally got all of the awards the site and its contributors won in the 2005 Voltron Fandom awards in a brand new section, Planet Doom's Evil Accomplishments. There are a few new pieces up on the fan art page, a new photo manipulation from Cheezey and two pieces from HiroEB. Last but not least, Karaoke Night on Planet Doom has been updated with two new videos - one done by Cheezey picking on Hazar, and one done by Kyence mocking King Alfor.
4/8/06- It's springtime, and in honor of the season Cossack the Terrible is proud to spring the April Fool on you! We also have some new stuff in the fanfic archive from Coldwin, Purrsia, and Dennis Luchesi.
3/25/06- Bet you were worried that March might pass without an update! Well, we've been pretty busy here on Doom... invasions and castle renovations have taken up a lot of time. But fortunately I am the mighty Cossack the Terrible and I can always find time to at least make fun of a loser! Unfortunately that's about all I had time for, aside from adding a couple of sexually tilted lines that Purrsia sent in, but according to that Cheezey chick, there's more in the works for next time.
2/1/06- Updates for February include an update to the fanfic archive with a new boot camp fic from Cheezey and some new fanfics from Dennis Luchesi. The Voltron Incident Log has also been updated with episodes 31-35. Oh, and last but not least I added the chibis of Yurak from GaTtai to the rest of the sprite crew at Cheezey's request. We also added a new recipient of the Planet Doom's Seal of Approval to the roster, and of course, February's Loser of the Month!
1/6/06- Just a quick update to post Cheezey's latest fanfic, One Good Turn.
1/2/06- Happy New Year from planet Doom! To kick off 2006 I've got a bunch of little goodies for ya. First up there are a couple of additions to the sexually tilted lines page and two new top ten lists in the spoofs section, and some new pictures up on the fan art page. Cheezey has also re-uploaded all of her main continuity fanfics with some tweaks. Most are just minor wording changes, with the exception of Happy Ever After, which was expanded and tweaked in several spots enough that it needed an updated tag. The basic story is still the same, it's just fleshed out a little more in spots now. And of course, no new month would be complete without a loser to dishonor! Last but not least, I also added a link to GaTtai on the links page and a couple of adopted chibis (of yours truly and a robot) to the main page.
12/28/05- Just when you thought I wouldn't get in another update this year, I decided to surprise all you loyal web surfers. First up, updates to the fanfic section! Cheezey has updated one of her older stories, Chosen and Fools, to be a little more in line with more recent stories she has done, and Purrsia has a new chapter of Winning Days as well as a fic featuring yours truly getting a piece of royal action! There's also some new stuff up in the fan art section. Last but not least there's a link to a new yahoo group dedicated to Voltron fan works. If you're into fanfic and fan art, consider joining!
12/1/05- Here's something you don't see every month - an update to the Loser of the Month on the first of the month! But that's not all for this time. We've also got ten new reports (#21-30) in the Voltron Incident Log and some new additions to the fanfic archive from Purrsia and Cheezey.
11/12/05- Whew! It's a late start to the month, but we've got our Thanksgiving Turkey up and roasted. There's some new stuff in Cossack Goes Postal and I gave out another Planet Doom's Seal of Approval. Haggar's gallery has also been updated with some new high-resolution screen captures from Fleet of Doom. Last but not least, we there are two updates to the fanfic section: new story from a new author, Felicia and new stories from Cheezey.
10/12/05- It's a new month and we've got a round of new updates for you. First off there are five new episode summaries in the Voltron Incident Log (incidents 16-20), a couple of tweaks to the links page and Planet Doom's Seal of Approval reflecting the changes to HiroEB's site, and a new letter to me in Cossack Goes Postal. Oh, and I hope you didn't think I forgot the Loser of the Month!
9/5/05- Since it's September we've got a new Loser of the Month ready to go. We've also got an update to the Doom Seal of Approval page, some new mail in the Cossack Goes Postal section, and a new addition from Dennis Luchesi in the fanfic archive. Last but not least, we've got five new incidents up in the Voltron Incident Log, episodes 11-15.
8/13/05- Well, I intended to do this update sooner, but the grand loser of August (who's not even worth mocking here on Doom, that's what a loser he is) decided to give us some hosting problems by vanishing from the internet and pulling our servers offline after taking a hefty upgrade fee less than two months ago. Needless to say, he's a prime candidate for the Pit of Skulls. As a result we had to pick up and move, so please change all your links to this site to cheezey.org as opposed to cheezey.com. But no mere human can keep the forces of Doom down, so we're back stronger than ever! This is a pretty exhaustive update.
First on the list is a big update to the Evil Faces of Doom with screen shots from the Madman DVDs. There will be future updates to the galleries, though, as we have a robeast gallery in the works and some new stuff to add to a couple of the galleries that did not get updated. Secondly, we've got several new sexually tilted lines and a new top ten list up in the spoofs section. The fanfic and fan art pages have also been updated with new stuff. Also, you can now win an award from Cossack the Terrible, so if you're an evil fan, stop by to see if you qualify! Next up is a whole new section to this site, the Voltron Incident Log, so we here on Doom can finally tell our side of the story when it comes to our annoying run-ins with Voltron!
Oh and of course, the month of August would not be complete with the Loser of the Month! Here's to the 13th loser, a proud evil tradition for over a year now!
7/2/05- Just in time for the new month, a new loser has been dishonored! There are also a couple of small gallery updates in the Evil Faces of Doom and a few new fanfics from Dennis Luchesi.
6/23/05- Just a quick update. There are two new pictures up in the fan art section by Purrsia and black_dragoness, and few new stories up in the fanfic archive; one by Cheezey and two by Dennis Luchesi. Also, you might notice that I changed the rating system on the fanfic archive to match the ones on the big archives. This was just to keep the annoying lawyers away. Not that I couldn't just toss 'em in the arena, but the robeasts don't even want to eat them.
6/5/05- There are a whole bunch of new screen captures are up in the picture galleries from the 4th set of the Madman DVDs. There are also new sounds in the bios for me, King Zarkon, Prince Lotor, and Haggar, and some new ones in the Witty Repartee section too. On the fan fiction front, Cheezey has a new story up in her fanfic section featuring me and an incident I would prefer not to discuss, and black_dragoness drew a hilarious picture for Cheezey's latest boot camp fic that's up in the fan art archive. There are also two new top ten lists about Lotor submitted by Poetryheart09 up in the spoofs section. Last but not least, we've got a new Loser of the Month for June!
5/20/05- Bet you thought you'd miss a month for the ceremonial mocking of the loser! Nope! We've been a bit busy here on Doom, you know, the usual stuff... escaping robeasts, bad slaves that need a whipping, annoying giant robots that thwart our evil plans, etc. but fortunately I found some time to handle the webmastering details. There are also two short fics up in the fanfic archive by Cheezey and several by Dennis Luchesi. Cheezey also has some recolored screenshot edits up in the fan art section. Last but not least, if you poke around in the Evil Faces of Doom you can see that some of the older screen shots featuring yours truly (among others) have been upgraded from poor quality old VCR tape stills to DVD quality thanks to the latest set of DVDs. However I've only got the screenshots uploaded, so I haven't had a chance to format the new pictures into the galleries. But hey, that gives you Doom fans something to look forward to next time, especially you gals who drool over Prince Lotor, since there's a bunch of new shots of him.
4/1/05- This update is not an April Fool's joke, though it is a great day to put up a new Loser of the Month! I also added a lot of new captures to several of the picture galleries from the last two sets of the Madman DVDs and some new sounds to King Zarkon, Prince Lotor, and the Doom Robot profiles as well as the Witty Repartee section.
3/11/05- Before we get into the update, first I want to point out that I have now been terrorizing the internet for over a year! Yup, as of February 29 this baby was 1 year old... well, that is, if 2005 had a February 29 so I guess technically it's March 1 but, um, uh... yeah anyway I'm sure you know what I mean anyway so be happy about it for me, ok? Anyway this is kind of a quick and dirty update I have to admit, with the posting of a new Loser of the Month. After looking at all the footage of our less than attractive loser I decided I'd rather head off to the bar than add anything else.
2/11/05- This time we've got some new fanfic in the fanfic archive from Purrsia and Dennis, and new fan art from Purrsia and Black Dragoness. Oh, and of course the new Loser of the Month.
1/5/05- It's a new year complete with a new Loser! There's new fan art up in the fan art archive, and a link to black_dragoness' Rhapsody in Blue site as well. Last but not least, there are a bunch of new sounds up in the Witty Repartee section.
12/20/04- Just in time for the holidays, we got a new Loser of the Month. I also put up a fan art by Purrsia featuring yours truly (bonus evil points to Purrsia this month!), a link to Svenblue2000's new Dairugger XV page, and some new sounds in a bunch of the character profiles. I even included a few of the good guys for you do-gooder fans that wander in. There's also a new letter on the Cossack Goes Postal page, and a new music video up on the Karaoke Night on Planet Doom featuring Princess Allura singing a tune from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
11/13/04- It's November now, so we have a new loser to make fun of! There's also a new music video up that Coldwin made for the Voltron's Fancy list in Karaoke Night on Planet Doom. The fanfic archive has some new works from Dennis Luchesi, and the fan art archive has some stuff done by HiroEB and Purrsia. I also added a link to HiroEB's Lotor/Allura website to the links page.
10/10/04- This is a pretty big update. If you visited earlier today and had some issues with pictures not showing up, it should be fixed now. I did a directory restructure of the picture files, but everything should be linked up properly now. Speaking of pictures, the cause of this problem was the load of new captures taken from the recently released Australian DVD of Voltron, which has episodes 1-15. As a result several galleries have been updated with new captures, and higher quality versions of older ones. Also, it's a new month, so you know what that means... a brand new Loser of the Month! There's also some new fanfic up in the fanfic section including some from Cheezey, but don't bring it up around Haggar, unless you want to be turned into a robeast. Some new links have also been added to the links page.
9/12/04- A short update to Cheezey's fanfic section with the second part of her lemon. I'd rather not talk about it, though.
9/10/04- There's a new Loser of the Month since it's now September, a new Quizilla quiz to find out what Planet Doom denizen you identify with most up in Spoofs, some links added and updated on the links page, new pictures in several of the galleries, and last but not least there's a new clip of an exchange Haggar and I had up in the Unrespected Duo bio section.
8/16/04- Just a short update to Cheezey's fanfic section with her newest boot camp fic.
8/2/04- Added two new sections, the Loser of the Month (pretty self-explanatory) and Cossack Goes Postal, where I respond to email that I've gotten. I also added a link to Jewellebean's great new Planet Doom site that came online recently.
7/9/04- I put up a new music video in the Karaoke Night on Planet Doom section, a new sound clip/line up in Witty Repartee section, and several new character sounds up in my bio, some in Yurak's, one in King Zarkon's, and two in the Doomite Robots section. There's also a new retouched screen shot of me Cheezey did up in the fan art section and a capture of Coldwin's customized Yurak avatar from Second Life.
6/13/04- Updated the fan works section with two new stories for my main continuity, and put up some new stuff in the fan art archive. You might notice the format of Cheezey's story listing has changed slightly, as she broke up some of her older and longer fics into chapters, but nothing new has been added to those, they were just reformatted into more manageable chunks. Additionally in the spoofs section I added a couple new sexually tilted lines and a small section for top ten lists in the spoofs section. Last but not least, several new screen captures were added to mine, Yurak's, and Zarkon's picture galleries.
5/31/04- Huge update this time. The Evil Faces of Doom, a central listing for all the image galleries, has been added to the site and within it several new galleries with all new screen captures have been added. Additionally, a few new pictures went up in Haggar's, Zarkon's, and Yurak's gallery. Some new sounds were also added to Zarkon's, Yurak's, and the Doomite Robots' pages. Last but not least, there are new fan works in both the fanfic and fan art galleries.
5/14/04- Posted another one of Cheezey's boot camp fics, showing what happens when alcohol and the unit mix.
5/12/04- After taking a break from all this tedious (see I do know some big words, hah!) webmastering work, I got back on track and updated. First I added a link to Ryka's new site, Blazingsword.net. If you haven't been there yet, visit. As for this site, the main additions were fan works that were submitted. One is a picture from Cheesy/Moira featuring Alfor getting what he deserves, and there are a couple of new stories in the fanfic section. One is from Coldwin featuring yours truly, and the other is by Dennis Luchesi. The site owner Cheezey would like me to let those that read them know that she has indeed been hard at work on her stories, but has been getting ahead of herself and writing stuff that she can't post yet. I say she has no excuse, after all, she puts me, Cossack the Terrible, in her writing, and I'm running this site! I think I'm going to leave a robeast in her closet for encouragement. Hmm, better blame it on someone else though, or she might catch on...
4/24/04- One small update, the addition of another one of Cheezey's fleet boot camp fanfics was added to the archive.
4/20/04- Just one quick update with yet another music video in the Karaoke Night on Planet Doom section in spoofs. This one is set to an EQ song about a poor sap losing his corpse, so naturally it features poor dead old Yurak. Who'd have thought he was such a spotlight hog, anyway, or that he would've hit on Merla? But I have parts in this video, as do Merla, Lotor, Haggar, and Zarkon, so it's more of a group effort. The older videos have also been replaced with slightly smaller files since after some tweaking we found a way to make them smaller.
4/11/04- The biggest updates are the picture galleries. All of the important evil guys have linked up picture galleries now, featuring many wonderful screen captures of us. No, the good guys don't have them yet. They're low on my priority list. This is an evil site after all, and we only use images of good guys for target practice anyway. There are some new sounds up in the profiles as well, again, all from us evildoers, and also some new ones up in the Witty Repartee section. In the fanfic section, Cheezey posted two little shorts she wrote featuring me in boot camp. Additionally, Cheezey put up a section about her in case anyone wondered why she puts up with me taking over her webspace since I was updating the Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Cossack section anyway.
4/4/04- Two new music videos have hit Karaoke Night, one spoofing the bubbly blond Princess Allura, and a sappy one for Sven and Romelle fans.
4/2/04- The evil fan fiction has been updated with a new story from the webmistress, Cheezey, and several short stories by Dennis Luchesi.
3/28/04- There are 3 new music videos up, so they have been given their own section in spoofs, Karaoke Night on Planet Doom. Lotor's Travolta imitation and his rendition of Scar have been moved to that section, which now includes a video featuring Haggar and Zarkon to the tune of the spoof song "Ugly Girl," Yurak singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan, and Hunk trying to get under my skin by singing a Jimmy Buffet dedication to me using some very un-goody-goody language.
3/26/04- Lots of stuff in this update. First, a music video courtesy of Coldwin is up in spoofs featuring Lotor singing "Be Prepared" from The Lion King. Also in that section are a couple of new sexually tilted lines. Last but not least, the profiles have been updated with some new sounds, and there's a few new captures of sounds up in the witty repartee section. We just have so much fun picking on each other!
3/21/04- Yahoo! I'm on a roll this week. Today we've got a few more sexually tilted lines posted, a new fanfic from Cheezey, and a risqué fanart picture of Merla drawn by Purrsia.
3/18/04- Updated the fanfic archive by adding a few new stories, and splitting it up into author pages, since there's now more than 1 author with works there. There's also a few new sexually tilted lines up in the spoofs section.
3/13/04- Added the "sexually tilted lines" section to the spoofs page, and put up transcriptions of all the sound clips for people who don't feel like downloading them to see what they're clips of. I also added a link to the wonderfully evil Castle Doom site to the links page.
3/3/04- I posted some fan art submitted by Cheesy (not to be confused with the webmistress of my space, Cheezey) and Purrsia in the fan art gallery, and updated the links page. I also made a few cosmetic tweaks here and there. And Merla says I have no sense of style. Hah.
2/29/04- My site went online and began terrorizing the innocents of the galaxy for the first time.
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