Top Ten Lists

If you have a top ten list you would like to submit, email it to me to be posted here. 

Top Ten List #1
This was inspired by someone saying they thought Yurak was a better commander than me.

Top 10 reasons Cossack is better than Yurak:
10. No goofy dog ears.
9. Mine is longer. (Cape, that is.)
8. Electrolash, baby.
7. All my witty one-liners.
6. I appeared throughout a whole season plus Fleet of Doom, not 14 episodes.
5. 1 out of 1 ugly old witches agree that I'm better company.
4. Conquered Oron and Acura. (Well, until Voltron showed up, anyway.)
3. I get a cool helmet.
2. Zarkon never had me publicly whipped.
1. I'm still alive.  

Top Ten List #2
Haggar told me Yurak had some issues with the previous top ten list and sent this one to her via Ouija board in a huff. 

Top 10 reasons Yurak is better than Cossack:
10. Not a raging idiot.
9. Red and black look much more dignified than mustard and mud.
8. Cybernetics, lightsaber, and a whip.
7. Commander Yurak was taken seriously.
6. Got to land a few punches on Voltron personally before going out in a blaze of glory.
5. Had better taste in social company than an ugly old witch.
4. Blew up the Castle of Lions (Until they pulled a new one out of their ass anyway.)
3. Got to slice the weenie Prince Taybor in half.
2. Woman holding the whip was attractive.
1. Two words: Toad Pond.

Top Ten List #3
Contributed by one of Lotor's biggest fans, Poetryheart09:

Top 10 Ways You Know You Like Lotor Too Much (For Girlz):
10.  You pursue your significant other to drink wine and become an alcoholic.
9.  If you hear anyone insult Lotor, your first instinct is to go beat the living daylights out of them.
8.  You spend 99% of your time online searching for a halfway decent Lotor site, and when you can't find one, you decide to make your own.
7.  The other 1% you spend online you use to check your email to see if anyone sent you anything on Lotor.
6.  The only reason you don't want your nickname to be Allura is that you hate the fact she likes Keith and would like to kill Keith so this problem wouldn't exist.
5.  You attempted to talk your boyfriend into dyeing his hair white, and growing it out. You tried to explain to him why, but in the end he just had a really horrified look on his face.
4.  When you encourage him to take over his father's throne he starts to question your sanity.
3.  You start to have dreams about and day dreams about Lotor.
2.  You collect pictures of him from online and curse at your printer when it runs out of ink when you're trying to print his pictures.
1.  Your imaginary friend is Prince Lotor and your friends beg you to seek professional help.
 

Top Ten List #4
And another one from Poetryheart09:

Top 10 Ways You Know You Like Lotor Too Much (For Boyz):
10.  When you meet new people you tell them to bow down and worship you - you don't have many friends.
9.  You have unexplainable urges to invade and conquer.
8.  You pursue your girlfriend to wear all pink.
7.  You "accidentally" call your friends Haggar and Cossack.
6.  If you meet anyone named Allura you drop to the floor and exclaim, "I MUST have you for my bride!" (They tend to run away in horror.)
5.  You become an alcoholic.
4.  You vow eternal vengeance on anyone named Keith.
3.  You made tons of paper mache skulls and put them in your basement making your own little Pit of Skulls.  Any who pisses you off you put in there, including ex-girlfriends.  Your parents discovered it and made you go to "the happy place" for a few months. *pout* -_-
2.  Your father is annoyed as hell at you because you consistently try to push him out of his easy boy chair and sit in it, saying something about taking over the throne.
1.  When your (former) best friend steals your girlfriend away from you, you act accordingly:  "I hate to break up such a tender and touching scene, princess, but you should be running to my arms!"  You then proceed to attack the guy with a plastic light saber you got at a Star Wars convention - he gives you a black eye.
 

Top Ten List #5
 Contributed by Kyence:

Top 10 Reasons Zarkon wears that avant-garde outfit:
10.  "I am secure enough in my masculinity to wear a dress...it's all about comfort baby."
9.  "With the cape, I could scratch myself in public and no one would ever know."
8.  "The cape also makes a great bib if I ever dribble wine over myself."
7.  "Do you know how long it would take someone to make me a pair of pants?  I'm practically ten feet tall!"
6.  "When I walk through metal detectors, I tell the guards it's my huge crown...it's great for swiping weapons through customs."
5.  "The crown thing also works great when I go shopping."
4.  "I have an excuse to kill someone if I'm annoyed...I'll justify it by saying they insulted my wardrobe...and kings don't tolerate trippin'."
3.  "If I ever have to jump off a building or if my ship explodes, it'll act as a parachute..and a king can never be too prepared for a power-hungry teenager and a giant robot."
2.  "I'm hung like a robeast!!"
1.  "It helps my argument when I tell Hagar I'm gay."

Top Ten List #6
 Inspired by a conversation Cheezey had with Coldwin.  Bonus points if you can figure out which episode is which!

Top 10 Rejected Episode Titles:
10.  Dinner and a Night of Hot Sex
9.  My Boyfriend is a Crazy Man
8.  Worst. Birthday. Ever.
7.  Morons on Oron
6.  The Castle That Should've Stayed Buried
5.  The Guys In Funny Red Hats
4.  Break Out The Mousetraps
3.  Pink-Haired Bitch on Planet Doom
2.  A Total Eclipse of Common Sense
1.  King Alfor Saves The Day

Top Ten List #7
 Contributed by Poetryheart09:

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Doomites Say (no matter how hammered):
10.  Commander Mogor: For the last time, call me Morgil!
9. Queen Merla: Impressive... very impressive, Voltron....   Can you do that again?
8. King Zarkon: Lotor, you lost yet an other battle to Voltron. But remember, you tried your best, and after all that's the important thing.
7.  Cossack The Terrible: Highly destructive explosives never solved anything
6.  Queen Merla *twirls around allowing her skirt to spin then strikes a pose*: I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice!
5. Prince Lotor: What most people don't realize is that I'm really the sensitive type of guy. Even after spending all of my day killing my own men, obliterating planets, and plotting to take over the throne, I still have time to cry.
4.  Witch Hagar: I'm giving up being an evil doer to join the psychic hotline!
3. King Zarkon: Yurak, come here!
Commander Yurak: Yes Sire?
King Zarkon: *swings his arm around Yurak* I Love you, Man!
Commander Yurak : *twitches*   
2.  Prince Lotor: It was foolish of you to come here alone, Princesses Allura.  *Pauses* But since you're here, um, can I have Commander Keith's number?
1. Cossack the Terrible: Heroes, yuck!  They give me indigestion, nausea, that burning sensation!
Witch Hagar: Stop whinnying and take a Pepto- Bismol!

 

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