Sexually Tilted Lines
Inspired by WileyKitt of the Thundercats fandom and her hilarious collection of tilted lines from that show.

If you have a tilted line you would like to submit, email it to me to be posted here. 
Special thanks to Coldwin and Purrsia for their contributions of tilted lines!

Lotor:  "Robots!  What do you want?"
Robots:  "You!"

Random Cadet (who sounds amazingly like Keith!):  "Hang on!  We're coming!"
Robots:  "So are we."

Allura:  "Oh, Keith, you were magnificent!"
Keith:  "I was?"

Cossack:  "I always knew I was great, but I didn't know I was this great!"

Lotor:  "I might have enjoyed this if you were humans!"

Merla:  "Cut the prince charming act and tell me what you want."
Lotor:  "You!"

Hunk:  "I'm coming, Princess!"

Haggar:  "My only wish is to serve you, sire, in any evil way I can."

Yurak:  "I want those space explorers!"

Yurak's Underling:  "I am not programmed for rejection."

Pidge:  "I guess I've proved that size isn't everything!"

Allura:  "They're flashing at us!"

Lance:  "Inside, outside, let's get movin'!"

Zarkon:  "Down on your knees!"

Lotor:  "You squirm so well."
Cossack:  "Please don't tease me."

Keith:  "Wow Sven, I forgot how good you are!"

Yurak:  "You never disappoint me, Haggar."

Pidge:  "Nothing like a little game of dodge the rocket, huh?"

Carp:  "Let's get it on!"

Lotor: "Well, what have we here?"
Haggar: "Some fresh captives for your pleasure.  Five hotheaded heroes and two delectable princesses."
Lotor:  "Nice selection!  You can wrap the heroes and have them delivered.  I'll take the princesses now!"

Galaxy Alliance Soldier:  "Alien penetration!"

Allura:  "You like that, huh?"

Merla:  "You'll love it."

Keith:  "It's penetrating everything!"

Keith:  "Upward thrust!"

Haggar:  "Big, isn't it?"

Zarkon:  "Could we tease them some more?"

Merla:  "Not bad, Lotor.  You have some pretty good moves."

Keith:  "Advance your mega-thrusters!"

Haggar:  "It makes no difference; either one of you will do."

Haggar:  "I'll give him a taste of my special magic."

Zarkon:  "See what you can do with Haggar's delightful new toy."

Allura:  "Come, little boys."

Lotor:  "You will become excited, Father!"

Keith: "Ok Hunk, pour it on me hot!"

Commander Hawkins: "There's enough action here for all of us."

Jeff: "Ready, set, thrust!"

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