The No-Contrivance Movement

Are you an evildoer tired of getting the shaft from dead guys that won't stay dead?

Do you believe that if you've killed them, your enemies should rot in peace (or pieces)?

Have you ever had a flawlessly evil plan get crushed because a ghost couldn't mind his own business?

Do you feel the urge to call an exorcist after you see another one of your robots die to someone who already did?

If so, then read on...

Nothing is more frustrating to us evil types than a good guy that we killed who will not stay dead!  Goody-goodies always talk about honor and all that, but you don't see us coming back from the grave to haunt and interfere, do you?

Departed King Alfor, on behalf of King Zarkon, I have been asked to pass you this message:

Alfor, my old friend,

I killed you.  You lost.  Get over it already.  Get an afterlife, ok?

-King Zarkon
Ruler of Planet Doom and the guy who beat you

This page was inspired by the ridiculous number of episodes in which King Alfor shows up to bail the good guys out of trouble after the evildoers, in their clear superiority, bested them, the worst of which being the first season final episodes in which his interference results in King Zarkon's robeast suddenly getting its robotic behind handed to it, and the horribly contrived escape he helped Allura with in "Dinner and a Show" which was so bad that it caused the evil webmistress of this page to actually throw a pillow at the TV in frustration.  We won't even get into the magic flower bush he sprouted on Arus, or the entire eclipse fiasco, but suffice it to say, he needs to find a hobby up there in the astral world.

If you feel the same way about goody-goody ghosts butting into your evil business where they don't belong, feel free to post this no-contrivance icon on your own page.

This has been a public service announcement from Planet Doom.

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