And the loser of the month for September 2007 is...

Viceroy Throk!

Emperor Zeppo's sleazy yes-man, Viceroy Throk, is the not-so-proud recipient of this month's loser lambasting.  The Drule viceroy earns this award for a few reasons.  First of all, politically this guy may not waffle like Hazar, but he's still pretty slippery and hard to pin down. 

Not that we have anything against that in and of itself here on Doom, but we don't appreciate it when you try it on us.  Remember my glorious attack on Acura, when I won the Distinguished Skull award for my leadership?  King Zarkon was working with Viceroy Throk then, and shortly afterward learned that he had plans in the work to double-cross us.  Even though he never got the chance to pull it off, it still didn't put him high on the list of King Zarkon's favorite people.  If I had to guess, I'd say he ranks somewhere above Voltron and King Alfor, but below Prince Taybor and jock itch.

Another reason that Throk is a loser is that he's that stereotypical creepy older guy who thinks he's still hot with the chicks and drives a flashy car where he offers candy to sweet little Drule girls.

Guess he didn't like it when Dorma told him that she didn't go for guys old enough to be her daddy.

He sure had some explaining to do when Chancellor Mozak brought that up in a Drule Council meeting!  You think it was just bad news about the rebellion on Drule was what had him so defensive? 

 But neither the lecture he got from Zeppo or the threat from Hazar about beating him up if he hit on his sister again (okay, I wouldn't have taken that that too seriously considering the source either) is enough to keep a guy like Throk down for long, I'm sure.

Take it and be proud, loser!

Aw, don't be like that.  Maybe there's still a chick out there who digs a washed-up suck-up with a Loser of the Month award.  In fact, here's one for you!

See, an award and a bimbo!  Don't say we here on Doom never gave you anything!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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