And the loser of the month for September 2006 is...

Count Zane!

The not-so-illustrious (see Haggar I do know words with more than two syl, sylla, uh big words, shut up, ok?!) Count Zane of planet Phylos is the winner of this month's loser award.

Zane won the loser crown for one reason, the fact that he's the only guy I know who can be a seasoned opportunistic lying slimeball and naïvely trusting enough to believe that King Zarkon thought he was his "pal" and would make him "Grand Mogul" if he led the Voltron Fools into a trap.

First of all, "Grand Mogul"?  Yeah that bullshit title and a paper crown from the local asteroid burger joint kids meal will make you a ranking honcho of two, you and the underpaid sap who asked if you wanted fries with that. 

Needless to say, King Zarkon didn't exactly give him the kind of reward he wanted when he asked to be given his compensation...

But we're not all heartless here on Doom!  So here you go, Zaney boy, your just reward...

Loser of the Month!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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