And the loser of the month for September 2004 is...

Coran!

The stuffy bow-tie-wearing geezer of the Castle of Lions has earned the title this time.  Coran wins the dubious honor of Loser of the Month because he has no life and his constant hovering around Princess Allura and her collection fanboys, I mean flyboys, has resulted in Doom getting screwed multiple times.

I don't know how many times the forces of Doom have nearly kicked Arus' planetary ass only to have this old fogey pull some miraculous plan (or a whole friggin' fortress!) straight out of his uptight ass.  He must have no life, because he spends most of his free time by the communications console picking up signals that give away all of our plans even when we're on distant planets, and on the rare occasion he's not being a pain in our blue behinds, he's lecturing Pinky on her etiquette and dating habits even though she's a competent enough adult (well, in the Arusians' opinion anyway...) to rule a planet.  In fact, he even had the balls to criticize Prince Lotor's manners while he was holding him hostage.  He's lucky that he's still able bodied enough to walk around with that stupid fluffy hairdo and trench coat after that.  I know I sure wanted to blast him that day, but Lotor wouldn't let me because Pinky would cry if we hurt her babysitter.

Oh, and as if all of that wasn't enough of a reason to qualify Coran as a bona fide loser, he communes with his dead best buddy King Alfor at least once a week to come up with new and better ways to piss us off.

So Coran, from us here on Doom to you, take your loser award to the nearest nursing home and go play Bingo or something, ok?

Want to see more Losers of the Month?  Head back to the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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