And the loser of the month for October 2005 is...

Jeff!

I know, I know.  Voltron Force leaders are easy pickings (and so are their chicks if Ginger is any indication) but I'm not above picking on such a simple target.

Speaking of simple, Mr. Sideburns has a simply butt-ugly hairdo.  Now I know it's a big galaxy and different things are considered attractive on different planets, but why in the name of the Denubian would anyone try to copy this guy's fashion statement?!

I mean, when your idea of looking cool is to copy a fat guy that sang in sparkly suits that died a few centuries before you were even born, that says something about you, and it ain't good.

Then there's Mr. Vehicle Voltron Force team leader's hair trigger temper always getting him into trouble.

And then as if that wasn't enough, he thinks table manners like this make him cool.

Right.  Well, with moves like that, I'm sure you'll get lots of girls, Jeffy-boy.

Or at least a hot night with a fat food-fetish crazed Arusian like Nanny.

We won't even go into a certain incident involving the Blazing Sword and your own ship...

Oh hell, yes we will!  BWAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for impaling the Explorer, Jeff!  With allies like you, the GA doesn't need enemies!

Aww, poor widdle Jeffy can't take the truth!

Just goes to show you, here on Doom we may be evil, but at least we know what ships to hit!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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