And the loser of the month for October 2004 is...

Lance!

What, you didn't think the Voltron Force members were exempt from being losers, did you?  Nah, I just wanted to warm up on some other losers before going into the Voltron Dorks in detail.

The red lion pilot, Loudmouth Lance, gets the honor of being the first to be mocked.  First of all, say what you will about my jokes, but at least mine are funny.  This guy thinks he's a regular stand-up comedian, to the point where most of us here on Doom agree that he should be forming Voltron's ass instead of his arm with all of the stupid comments and talking out of it we hear coming from the red lion during battle.  He also thinks he's a real hit with the chicks, strutting around in a leather jacket like he's all that, just because Princess Pinky kissed him once or twice. 

It was probably the last time he got any, which is why he's got such a short fuse.

Oh yeah, this "good" guy has a violent temper that would put your average Doomite to shame.  For a smarm-spouting good guy, he sure is trigger happy and eager to get into fistfights as you can see below.

And to top it all off, he once tried to choke an old lady. 

But the sad part is, he's hardly tough.  The space mice have kicked his ass.

Now one could argue that he thought Nanny was a dangerous robeast in the right lighting, but I thought that the Voltron force goody-goodies were above assaulting little old ladies!  Or even big fat ones.

So congratulations, Lance, you are October's Loser of the Month!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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