And the loser of the month for November 2006 is...

Haram!

The moron slave from planet Moura wins this month's loser award.

There are a number of reasons that this guy's a big loser, but number one is what's quite possibly the butt-ugliest haircut in the entire Denubian.

Apparently he comes from an entire planet with bad hairdos.

Incidentally, it was on the agenda as the second order of business to send some beautician slaves over there to pretty 'em up a bit once the top priority plan of using the secret weapon to blow up Voltron was complete, but we all know how that panned out.  So for all you goody-goodies who cheered on Voltron, I hope you're satisfied that you've lowered the fashion standards of the entire galaxy.  And you call us evil!

But crimes of fashion aren't the only reason this Mouran moron won the award.  Bad hair isn't a crime-

Fortunately for you!

 Hey!  I thought we agreed before comments from the peanut gallery, Haggar!  Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, looking ugly isn't a crime which is a damn good thing since Haggar'd be in the Pit of Skulls already.  What the moron from Moura did to earn this was betray us.  See, Prince Lotor had given him the deal we often give to slaves, which was if you work for us like a good little servant, you might get your freedom.  Haram seemed okay with that, and sealed it over a goblet full of Lotor's truth potion.  (We call this wine.  It's amazing what people will do when drunk on a good Doom vintage...)

Anyway, we thought the deal was sealed, and this guy gets put in charge of the gun.  Suddenly he decides at the last minute that the Voltron Force is going to do better for him, so he plays tough guy, turns on us and takes a pot shot at King Zarkon's ship.

He missed, but boy, King Zarkon wasn't happy with his landing, let me tell you.

Who do you think sponsored him for this award?

Such a royal endorsement was the very least I could do.

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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