And the loser of the month for November 2005 is...

Senator Roland!

I can't think of a better turkey to roast for Thanksgiving than this guy.  Roland is a perfect example of why I hate the Galaxy Alliance.

This aging bleeding heart weenie was a senator on planet Oron, a  member of the Galaxy Alliance, which was under the control of its rightful ruler General Kruger.

Although Roland always preaches pacifism, he's the first to start waving his fist and stirring up dissent among the people, inciting revolutions and getting people to take arms against rightful rulers.

Rulers like Kruger, and the guy who replaced him to become Emperor of Oron for a short time, a really cool Doom commander who should still be ruling that stinking planet right about now if it wasn't for this geezer's interference!

But nooooo!

They bring Voltron back against the ruling party's wishes, give my invading force a good thrashing, and send me home to Doom to explain that once again the "good guys" of the Galaxy Alliance butted in on the politics of a planet outside their sphere, used Voltron to invade, and put some sock puppet figurehead of theirs in charge.

Yup, you guessed it, Senator Roland, our November Turkey, is in charge of Oron now.

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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