And the loser of the month for November 2004 is...

Marshall Keezor!

This one is for all you good guy types that whine about me never calling anyone evil a loser.  So here you go!  Don't say Cossack the Terrible never did you any favors.

Heck, no one on Doom, Arus, or even the whole Galaxy Alliance or Drule empire could really argue that Marshall K isn't a loser anyway, except for maybe his family and his boyfriend.  Oh yeah.  This guy's fruitier than a vineyard full of Doom grapes.  But we're pretty open-minded here on Doom so that's hardly why we think he's a loser.  (Though I'd think anyone who'd date him was.)

First of all, this guy sounds like one of the Chipmunks after taking a bad blow to the nads and he looks like a Drule Lurch from the Addams Family dressed up like a Jem groupie reject.  Don't believe me?  Check out his favorite outfit.

The man makes Prince Bandor look like a fashion plate.  At least his buddy Fat Bastard, I mean Nerok, can convey a fairly respectable evil image.  Keezor, on the other hand, is more like that high strung pissy guy you want to bitchslap.  Why they put up with him over there on that end of the empire I have no idea, but we here on Doom are perfectly content to only have to deal with him occasionally. 

So there you.  As November 2004's candidate proves, you don't have to be good to be a loser.  All you have to be is a weenie.

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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