And the loser of the month for March 2007 is...

Dorma!

This month the title of grand loser goes to May 2005 Loser Commander Hazar's kid sister Dorma. 

Don't let that cute purple Drule face fool you, evil guys, hot or not, no self-respecting Doom man would take up with a Drule chick like this except maybe to bang her and not call in the morning.

First of all, she's got the same messed up political views as her stupid brother, which is that it's better to kiss the collective ass of the Alliance and plot against your rulers rather than try to help them take over new planets so you can move to a new one.  She was one of the few, the proud, the stupid that supported Hazar giving away a perfectly good planet to the Alliance when the Drules needed one so badly.  She's lucky her ass wasn't stoned or at least, sent out to Dreska along with her brother's.

Secondly, and even creepier, rumor has it that she and her brother are a little too close, if you know what I mean.  I mean, let's look at the facts here: she follows him out to Dreska, neither ever have a date despite not looking like robeasts (though their political views might've aided that cause), they're always hanging out and drinking together, and check out how she makes eyes at him!

I also heard from a reliable source that she once had a thing going with Viceroy Throk, but she shot him down.

When it comes down to it, there's one word for a girl like Dorma here on Doom:

Loser!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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