And the loser of the month for March 2006 is...

Marianne!

Wearing the dishonorable green robe for March 2006 loser is none other than GA nerd extraordinaire, the scientist Marianne.

This annoying Alliance-friendly chick is one of their most brilliant techies. 

She can build powerful robots that make ours look like wimps by comparison, and equip them with enough firepower to kick ass and take names from one end of the Denubian to the other.

But does she put these talents to good use, and build massive robot armies to conquer and pillage weaker planets (while providing nice kickbacks to us for her "research funding")?

Oh no.  Why not, you ask?

Because Marianne is a pacifist.  Fighting isn't nice, and violence is mean.  She's such a wishy-washy wuss that she won't even work defense for the Voltron Force, and you know what a bunch of smarm-spouting goody-goodies they are!

Yeah.

That alone would be reason enough to make her a loser, but the thing that really wins this geek squad girl the award is the fact that not only does she not build us weapons of mass destruction, she flaunts it and insults us by building super-powered pacifist robots.

One telepathic wave from Happy-Bot and every one of my robotic minions drops their weapons in the middle of battle like horny sailors dropping their pants for the local two dollar sluts, and runs off leaving me to explain it all to Prince Lotor.

You can just imagine how that went.  All I can say is that I'm lucky the royals have developed a sense of humor, and that the wine the prince had was good that day.

So let's all take a moment to congratulate Supreme Nerd Scientist Marianne with her new award!

Take it and go and program yourself a life now, ok?

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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