And the loser of the month for March 2005 is...

Nanny!

Yeah, I know.  She's such an easy target (with a butt that big, how can you miss?) it's almost a given that Nanny would win a loser award sooner or later.  Well Nanny, March is your month!

Why is the native Arusian robeast such a great candidate for a loser?  Let me count the ways.

#1- She's a fat, frumpy old lady with a librarian hairdo and a rear the size of your average ass-teroid field.

As you can see, it's twice the size of Allura's, and she seems to be quite adept at both padding and paddling that region.  Keith looks like he can barely hold onto her.  Rumor has it that little heroic stunt threw his back out.

#2- She has the look and personality of your average robeast.

Tell me that you don't see a resemblance! 

#3- She's even more of a drama queen than Allura.  At least the princess has a royal title to excuse her occasional hissy fits and prissy demands.  Nanny just acts neurotic because everyone is too afraid of getting punished by Brunhilda the She-Beast to tell her to knock it off.

I don't blame the poor suckers.  I wouldn't want to mess with her either.  In fact, I'd rather be the one to tell a hung-over Lotor that we're out of wine, or even the one to tell Zarkon that Haggar is waiting for him in his suite in skimpy lingerie, than have to face the Raging Ravenous Robeast of Arus without a fleet backing me up.

So in conclusion, let's give all due disrespect up for Nanny, the Loser of March 2005!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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