And the loser of the month for June 2005 is...

Hunk!

June's loser is the biggest one on the Voltron force, at least in size.  Weighing in high enough to have his own gravitational pull and having a very full moon with pants that barely cover it, Hunk is the super-sized Voltron Force pilot of the yellow lion.

A card-carrying member of the frequent eaters club at the Interplanetary House of Pancakes, this guy obsesses about food a point that would put your average eating disordered girl to shame.  Look what he did to the table when he found out Nanny was serving dinner late:

If you ask him what time it is, he'll respond with "time for [insert any random meal, snack, or excuse-to-stuff-your-face-here]."  He'll use even the most dire situation as a chance to talk about food, and rumor has it that he even bitched about the cuisine and how there wasn't enough meat when he was locked up in Zarkon's prison!

Hunk is also one of those guys that thinks he's all bad and tough just because he's got a thick build to go along with his thick head. 

Unfortunately, his short weenie pal Pidge is braver than he is.

Worst of all, for such a "tough guy," big ol' Hunk is also a big sap.  Whenever he has a bad day (or the Arusian burger joint closes before he gets a chance to get there) he cries like a little girl.

But don't you tell him that, or he might just sit on you.

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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