And the loser of the month for February 2007 is...

The Jungle Girl!

This month's winner is the annoying jungle chick from planet Mira. 

This annoying amazon from a swampy hole in the ground spends her days riding a donkey, stealing our robeast slaves, and picking up horny GA pilots by cavorting around in a short skirt and not wearing underwear.

She invites them back to her muddy little dump for a "special massage" (you know, the kind I can get at the seedy little place on the corner for ten credits)

...and before you know it, the little pyromaniac has her boy-toy helping her lob fire-bombs at me and my robots!

So what's the end result?  The fish man gets away, the GA pilots we enslaved get loose, and we're out a robeast, slaves, and the giant flowers we went to the gods-forsaken planet to harvest in the first place.

And worst of all?  We had that awful flute music of hers stuck in our heads the entire flight home!

Blow it out your kazoo, loser!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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