And the loser of the month for February 2006 is...

Twyla!

Twyla earns the Loser of the Month award for her idiotic stint as a spy for the forces of Doom.  Knowing how well the saps of the Voltron force fall for a sob story from a pretty face, Haggar made a deal with this chick to infiltrate the Castle of Lions, spy for us, and plant a bomb in exchange for freedom for herself and the people of her planet.  Her brother got in on the deal too, and volunteered to be a robeast for the cause if things went wrong.

Unfortunately, as Zarkon once put it, this "pretty spy" was a "pretty fool."

Though she managed to sucker in the Voltron Force but good, especially chunky Hunk...

But alas, she was too dumb to pull off the spy thing believably.  Some of the saps suspected a rat right off the bat because her acting skills were on par with that of a soap opera actress.  Then, to top it all off, our genius of a spy plants the bomb... right on a missile.

I bet you can guess what happens next.

Somebody set us up the bomb!

You have no chance to escape.  Make your time.

What you say!

All you base are belong to Doom!

And then they realize that wait, they aren't doomed, because our simple-minded spy put the bomb on something they could deploy in two seconds.

The only good thing that came out of that stupid spy mission was that her brother got iced by Voltron as a robeast for her idiocy.

Go on... cry more, loser!

P.S. - Your acting still sucks.

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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