I'm Going to Make Him an Offer He Can't Refuse
by Dennis Luchesi

 

On Planet Doom King Zarkon Looks at a bald fat little man waering a black siut named John Pizaz. He wants Zarkon to help him take car of someboby.

"You come hear on the day of your daughter's wedding to ask me a favor", said Zarkon. "Yes", said John, "You see you rich pretty Boy thinks he's so better he is refusing to pay your taxes and mine, mostly mine".

Zrkon chuckles and walks up to John and said, "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse". John thanked him and left.

"So what will you do", asked Haggar.

"He has a race house worth $600,000 his name is Bono let's give him a taste of dealing with Doom. They laugh evily.

The next morning Bono wakes up. He wore a golden robe and slept in a bed with golden blankets and sheets. But as he opended his eyes he saw a bloody house head in his bed it was his pized house.

"AHHHHH", he yelled at the sight of his horse's bloody head in his bed and the sheets a mess. "AHHHHH"

He jumped up and started doing cazy things.

"AHHHH I'm doing thing and the house is going to blow up".

Then Boom the house blew up.

News showed it and papaers were full of stories of what happended. The Voltron Force looked and shook there heads.

Back at Castle Doom Zarkon said, "What a Smuck who's Next?".

He looked at his list and said, "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

The End

 

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