Title:  Who’s That Shouting? (John the Revelator)
Author:  Cheezey

Theme:  Doomite Fic

Characters/Pairings:  Zarkon

Album and Song: Depeche Mode – Playing the Angel; “John the Revelator”

Rating/Genre:  K / Drama

Summary:  Fed up with the failures of those serving him, King Zarkon reflects upon his and his empire’s reputation.

Author’s Notes:  This is a short character piece about Zarkon inspired by the song.  Although the biblical references are rather out of place in the Voltron universe, the song’s indignant lyrics remind me of how someone like Zarkon would be viewed, and probably want to be viewed by his inferiors and enemies.

 


 

King Zarkon’s mood was foul as he ascended the staircase to his throne.  Lotor had failed him again!  There was another precious chunk of lazon depleted, another robeast wasted, yet another battleship damaged, and his hailed conqueror of a son would once again return to Doom with his ass handed to him by Voltron.  Zarkon wondered what flimsy excuse would be offered up to appease him this time.  Would Lotor blame the old witch for magical incompetence?  Cossack for general incompetence?  Or would he follow the tried-and-true path of not actually accepting any blame but complaining that Voltron just got lucky, and he really thought he had Arus—and the princess, of course—this time?  Maybe his nitwit of a son would really impress him, and present his latest failure as an unfortunate combination of all of the above.

 

Regardless, Zarkon did not understand what deity he had managed to anger enough to force him to endure such ineptitude amongst his subordinates, especially his son.  If nothing else, his own flesh and blood, born to a great king like him and reared with all the advantages afforded the prince of a powerful conquering empire, should not have grown into such a fool!  An ill thought about Lotor’s mother and her contribution of inferior genetics to Lotor flashed through his mind, but even as much as he still held a burning hatred for Lilian, laying the blame with her DNA was a flimsy excuse, just as flimsy as every other one on the laundry list of them he had heard over the years from each of his minions that came home defeated by Voltron.

 

Voltron.  Why was that robotic thorn in his side so hard to defeat?  Yes, Voltron was reputed to be the most powerful defender of good in the universe or some nonsense like that, but he was King Zarkon.  Zarkon of Doom was a legend in his own right, a ruthless conqueror feared and respected as a force to be reckoned with by all who knew his name.  He had been born into a dynasty of mighty warrior kings and it was his gods-given right to live that destiny to the fullest.  How dare Voltron, a robot created by a mere human king on a small world, presume to stand in his way?

 

He had nearly defeated Voltron once, Zarkon mused, and he believed without a doubt that without spiritual intervention from Arus’ ghost king, that Doom would have claimed victory that day he battled Voltron as a robeast, just as it had when he fought Alfor himself in the Valley of Zohar.  Without that otherworldly meddling, Voltron would be no more than a bad memory, a tale for their children telling of their great king’s victory over the unholy creation from an inferior rebel world.

 

Voltron could not be invincible.  He had been all but destroyed once, all those years ago when Haggar had split him into the lion pieces.  If only they had stayed buried and useless on Arus!  Zarkon wondered why she could not simply do it again, but any time he had asked he never received a straight answer, even right after she would brag that she was “more powerful than ever.”

 

The king was jolted from his thoughts at the sound of a robotic voice behind him.  “Prince Lotor has been delayed, Sire,” stated a robot guard who bowed as Zarkon turned to face him.  “I was ordered to relay that information to you A.S.A.P.”

 

“A.S.A.P.?” Zarkon repeated, an unimpressed look on his face and a distinctly irritated edge to his voice.  “Have my forces lost so much respect for their king due to his worthless son’s failures that they can’t even be bothered to give him a status report without speaking in lazy acronyms?” 

 

The robot bowed again, with more than a slight bit of anxiousness.  “I am very sorry, Sire!  It will not happen again.”

 

“So why is he delayed?”

 

“The fuel storage unit was damaged in Voltron’s attack,” the guard explained.  “The prince was forced to stop on one of our outposts for repairs and refueling.”

 

“Wonderful.  So he’s wasting lazon just coming home now!  Idiot!”  Zarkon waved his scepter angrily in the robot’s general direction, and then sat down upon his throne, his mood now even fouler if such a thing were possible.  With narrowed eyes he then said, “Have him come straight here when he manages to figure out how to get from Point A to Point B and make it home.  In the meantime leave me be… I do not want to be disturbed.”

 

“Yes, Your Highness.”  The robot gave the king a respectful nod and then departed, leaving Zarkon alone in his anger.

 

Although the news of another defeat by Voltron was hardly anything new, and Lotor’s tardiness in returning to Doom to report such was little more than an added annoyance to it, it was only the proverbial icing on the cake.  What had initially set him off was how he had learned of it—not from one of his guards or from a battleship crew’s response to a status report, but from one of the Drules—specifically, Viceroy Throk.

 

His yellow eyes narrowed further as he thought about it.  Zarkon did not like the Drule Empire’s viceroy and self-appointed spokesman on a good day; however when he contacted him with the sole purpose of needling him about “yet another embarrassing defeat” to Voltron it left him not just annoyed, but nearly homicidal.  In fact, had a flesh and blood slave gotten in Zarkon’s way at the wrong time, it might well have carried past “nearly,” but fortunately for them, none happened into his path on his way back to the throne room.

 

During the communication Throk had been unusually pleasant, and in retrospect Zarkon realized that the smug sneer below the Drule’s beady red eyes should have indicated that the sole purpose of his call was to piss him off.  Viceroy Throk, and the entire Drule Council to an extent, had never made a secret of the fact that they did not like Zarkon or approve of his policies.  As far as Zarkon was concerned, that was just too bad, for he was Doom’s king and they were not.  Although he was technically a part of the Drule Empire and was supposed to answer to them, in Zarkon’s eyes that membership was little more than an alliance with a contract, one that he accepted solely for the benefits it provided in furthering his own gains.  Besides, the Drule Council was far away and tended to stay out of his business as long as they collected their handsome tax revenue, which, while it irked Zarkon to pay, his worlds were already rich and his greedy nobility, who made their own fortunes with the benefit of slave labor and abundant resources from conquered planets, absorbed the cost in taxes he in turn imposed on them.  It was only recently that the Drules had become more active in meddling in his affairs, the best example of which was the recent failed coup where they had temporarily usurped him and put Lotor on the throne only to reverse the decision after Lotor nearly lost the kingdom in less than a day.  What a glorious disaster that had been, and how he reveled in rubbing that in whenever he could.

 

Zarkon was still smarting from that political slap, however, and when the best response he could come up with to the snide insinuation that his empire and leadership were weak for failing to Voltron was that they would know all about failing to a Voltron, and hey, at least his planet was still structurally sound, it did not go far in improving his mood.  The fact that there was validity in Throk’s remarks galled him to no end.  The defeats were embarrassing, and he wanted them put to an end—no matter what.

 

“I should be the most feared man in the galaxy!” he shouted, his voice echoing powerfully through the empty throne room.

 

“This will be the last time that fool dares to speak to me like that.  I am Zarkon!  Conqueror of galaxies, ruthless sovereign of an empire that none should even think of challenging!”  He shook his scepter once again, his voice rising as he continued to rant.  “And it’s about time that Voltron, Arus, everyone, including my dimwitted son and his cohorts, accepts that!”  The scepter then flew from his hand, flung angrily across the room in a throw that would have impressed one experienced at the javelin.

 

A renewed resolve far stronger than he had felt before, one born in pure hatred, filled him.  An accompanying surge of adrenaline coursed through his veins, supplying him with new vigor to see that fervent desire through.  Rising to his feet, Zarkon turned his face upward and addressed the ethers above.  “King Zarkon isn’t a man to be trifled with, and you and your ilk, Alfor, have gotten away with it for too long!  I’ll see your world in my control, its resources my property, your people my slaves, your only daughter defiled by and bound to my son for his pleasure, and your castle and your precious Voltron in flames and ruin!”  The venom in his words was so strong that had it been a magical curse, it would have manifested in tangible form as the deadliest of poisons.

 

A cruel smile then tugged at the edge of his lips, exposing his fangs and giving him an even more sinister appearance.  “And I won’t stop until I have it all, and I can hear you and your pretty little wife’s sobs of misery from beyond.  Then, and only then, will this score be settled.”

 

Turning his gaze downward once more, he switched on his view screen and brought up the image of Arus.  “With all the gods as my witness, planet Arus, you will be mine, and those of you that live long enough will remember this: defy the mighty Zarkon and suffer!  Rebel and all it will bring you is pain, pain that will be dealt first to what I hate most on your world,” he said, his voice ice cold and his eyes alit with rage.  “Voltron.”

 

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“John the Revelator”

Written by Martin L. Gore

 

John the Revelator
Put him in an elevator
Take him up to the highest high
Take him up to the top where the mountains stop
Let him tell his book of lies

John the Revelator
He's a smooth operator
It's time we cut him down to size
Take him by the hand
And put him on the stand
Let us hear his alibis

By claiming God - As his holy right
He's stealing a God from the Israelite
Stealing a God from a Muslim, too
There is only one God through and through
Seven lies, multiplied by seven, multiplied by seven again
Seven angels with seven trumpets
Send them home on the morning train
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
All he ever gives us is pain
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
He should bow his head in shame

By and by
By and by
By and by
By and by

Seven lies, multiplied by seven, multiplied by seven again
Seven angels with seven trumpets
Send them home on the morning train
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
All he ever gives us is pain
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
He should bow his head in shame

By and by
By and by
John the Revelator
By and by
John the Revelator
By and by
John the Revelator

 

 


 

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