23. Season One, Episode Twenty Three - “It Takes Real Lions”
Doom Log File Title: “Princess Acquisition Mission #5”
Summary: Prince Lotor decides to try a lion-taming robeast as a new tactic against Voltron, while back on Arus Princess Allura gets in hot water with her stodgy old diplomat and uptight nanny for parading around in a bikini around their horny young GA pilots. Damn, I missed it! Even an older distinguished fellow like myself likes to see bouncing blonde boobies. They lock her in her room and demand that she concentrate on her studies rather than flying the blue lion, which works out pretty well for Lotor since he chooses to attack at that time. The robeast beats the shit out of the lions while he finds her locked in her bedroom ripe for the picking. He bursts in and tries to put the moves on her, which she doesn’t go for, but before it can get too ugly Coran realizes there’s a security breach and takes some guards up there to let her out. Lotor gets real pissed at that point and kills some of the guards, but he’s soon outnumbered so he hops back through the broken window into his ship and takes off. Once Allura’s free, she gets to the blue lion, and you know the drill—let’s form Voltron, spew out the BS, robeast goes all to pieces.
Notable Doom Highlights: This incident could be dubbed Lotor’s fantasy, between the footage of Allura in her bikini and flashing the boys topless and the fact that he actually made it into her bedroom. I heard he spent a lot of “quality time” in his harem relieving his tension, if you know what I mean, after this all went down. Haggar’s sarcastic explanation of how things turned out at the very end is also pretty amusing. They make choking down jagged pieces of rancid defeat all the harder.
Notes: The GA glossed over the footage because they didn’t want to admit that we killed so many of ‘em, but Lotor reduced the guard staff in the Castle of Lions by a significant amount. Those wimps always cut out the good stuff.
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