15. Season One, Episode Fifteen - “Give Me Your Princess”

Doom Log File Title: “Princess Allura Surrenders Again”

Summary:  Now that Lotor’s taken over, his first order of business is to take Arus to impress his father and to take Allura to his bedroom, so he prepares an attack on Arus.  Meanwhile Princess Allura decides that she’s had enough of the blue lion and takes the black lion out for an unauthorized spin because she thinks she should know how to be in charge and form Voltron too.  The only thing is the black lion is a lot harder to fly than the blue and she fucks it up.  Not only that but the rest of her team gets pissed at her stupidity and she runs off and sulks and feels sorry for herself about it.  This plays well into Lotor’s plans, so when he makes an ultimatum about having the princess turn herself over to him or he’ll destroy the planet, she actually does it.  (If he’d read the log files, he should’ve known not to get his hopes up since they never really mean it when they surrender.)  The Voltron Force then goes to rescue her, Keith fights Lotor and they get her back, Voltron is formed and destroys Lotor’s base, and Lotor has to go home in defeat again. 

Notable Doom Highlights:  There’s a lot of tasty footage of the hot chicks in Prince Lotor’s harem.  He has a thing for blondes in skimpy outfits and he’s got a whole slew of them dancing for him.  Presumably he wants to add Allura to that collection.  For her sake, if he ever does, let’s hope she’s not as clumsy as the poor girl that spilled wine on him though.  The GA edit doesn’t show it, but he lost his temper and slashed her with his lightsaber for ruining his blue pants.  What a waste.  She was hot.  If he didn’t want her anymore, I would’ve taken her for my harem.  Another bonus was Lotor nailing Keith in the back with his light sword.  Unfortunately it wasn’t a fatal wound.

That kid’s always had a bad temper, and horny as Hagar to boot.  But all the fangirls blame ME because I was such a BAD father.  Hmmph, please…these are the same chicks that wear skimpy outfits and sleep with any low-life and say it’s because Daddy left when they were young.  Great judges of character.  I only wish he would clean up his messes once in a while; it would do him some good…and that those fangirls would stop killing me off in their insipid fanfics!!

Notes:  As Lotor’s base went down in flames, Mogor reports that the prince yelled that he had them defeated except for Voltron.  Uh, maybe it’s just me, but isn’t that kind of a big exception there?  Oh and as if that wasn’t enough to make you shake your head, the GA footage shows that back on Arus the Voltron Force praises Pinky for how brave and strong she is and goes on about how much they need her rather than rip her a new one for being such a dumbass.  Give me a break.  If someone in my command did that, cute chick or not, they’d find themselves walking (if they still had the ability to walk once I got done kicking their ass) the plank into deep space, not back at the helm of their ship.

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