The Doom Soldiers

Drop your weapons and hand over your juice.

About our Doom Soldiers
These guys are the non-robotic portion of Doom's impressive army.  All of us commanders like me, Yurak, and Mogor started in the Doom Army and worked our way through the ranks to get to where we got.  Unlike Yurak and Mogor, however, I plan to keep my job, which shouldn't be hard because after all, I am Cossack the Terrible!

Anyway, their job is to follow orders and do our dirty work for us.  We treat our soldiers pretty well though, since an effective evil overlord has to keep his enforcers fairly happy.  These guys get a liberal supply of free booze, decent food, and good-looking slaves as their share of the spoils of war.

Pictures
(If you want to see more of these guys, visit this gallery.)

Drinking on duty is just fine here on Doom     Laugh at the frills and we kick your ass!     In uniform for King Zarkon

Sound Clips

A discussion about drinking on duty.
Soldier #1:  "Mmm!  Fruit concentrate.  Martian apples, grapes of Doom.
Come, Yaklitz, a gift from Zarkon.  It has vitamins."
Soldier #2:  "Ah yes, my friend, I've tried it before, heh heh heh!"

 

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