And the loser of the month for December 2007 is...

Sandy!

The final loser of 2007 is one of Haggar's most embarrassing robeasts.  Sandy is one of the sand people native to a desert planet.  She thought because these guys had big claws and lived in harsh environmental conditions that they'd make good robeasts.  Sure, this might work for your average fanged frost beast on an ice moon, but when it comes to something shorter and wimpier than Pidge...

...distracted by shiny objects...

...and afraid of spandex-wearing guys with mullets...

...it just might not make your coolest robeast ever.

This "fierce sand beast" had a special attack that literally blew (sand, that is), and the rest of its grand plan to destroy Voltron involved brute strength, body slamming, and poking it with its claws.

This robeast was so pathetic that Voltron didn't even need the Blazing Sword to kick its' ass.  All they did was body slam him to the ground, rip off his control center (the "S" on his chest, which must've stood for "sucks" because this robeast sure did), and he shrank back to his useless form.

But even though he's a loser, Sandy's still good for something.  I hear sand people make great stocking stuffers and crunchy snacks for real robeasts.

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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