And the loser of the month for December 2006 is...

Cliff!

The Vehicle Voltron Land Team Leader wins the loser award this month.

Why is Cliff a loser, you ask, or at least, why is he any more of a loser than the rest of any of the Voltron fools?

Well for one, he's an uptight know-it-all.  He's constantly butting heads with the real head of the Vehicle Voltron Force (which he would like to be, but isn't), Air Team Leader "I Stabbed My Own Ship and Kept My Job Anyway" Jeff and trying to make himself look good and Jeff look like an idiot (not that that's hard) to their boss, Commander Hawkins.

He's also got the worst fake regional Earth accent I've ever heard.  I say "fake" because what region he tries to act like he's from changes with which chick he's trying to impress.  Last I heard he couldn't get any of them, anyway, not even that bimbo Ginger.

But the most obvious reason he's a loser?

He's Vehicle Voltron's Butt.

This means he is, literally, the asshole of the Vehicle Voltron Force!  And if that doesn't make you a loser, I don't know what does!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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