And the loser of the month for December 2005 is...

Keith!

In honor of the holiday season (and as a present to Prince Lotor that isn't a bribe for a raise, honest) I present the Loser of the Month award to his least favorite human - Keith of the Voltron Force!

Why is the red-suited captain of the black lion a loser, you ask?

#1 - He's a veritable fountain of smarm.  I tell you, there's nothing more annoying than losing your entire invading force to a giant robot piloted by GA teenagers except losing to a giant robot piloted by GA teenagers that think they know it all about life, morals, the universe, and whatnot and go on about it ten minutes after they've sliced your robeast in half about how righteous and special they are.

#2 - He puts the moves on Prince Lotor's would-be girlfriend one minute...

...and puts them on other members of his team the next.  Oh yeah, you didn't know about him and Lance?  Well you and Princess Allura are among the few that don't...

And even Prince Bandor and Nanny!

Rumor has it he even hit on Prince Lotor once...

Not that I care one way or another since mullet-headed man-whores aren't my type, but I can't think this'd score too highly among those who might otherwise want to score with him.

#3 - Serious "overcompensation" problem with weapons, if you get my drift.

#4 - He stole my light sword on an impromptu duel with Lotor!

Do you know how long it took to get that approved through accounting, you asshole?  But it gets better, because despite his affinity for weapons...

#5 - He got defeated with a rock.  How pathetic can you get?

So in parting I, Cossack the Terrible, bestow the final 2005 Loser of the Month award to you, Keith!  Hope it doesn't leave you too cold!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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