Notable Quotes from Cossack the Terrible

I'm very proud of myself.
"My name will go down in history!  Cossack the Terrible! *whip-crack*"
Not to mention confident in my reputation.
"Probably another hotshot flyboy...doesn't know he's messin' with Cossack."
My enemies tremble in fear!
"And they'll have to look out for Cossack!  I'll be the terror of outer space!"
Here I am ready to take on the enemy.
Robot: "Sir, you're making a big mistake."
Cossack:  "Quiet, tin head, I know what I'm doing.  So you came lookin' for trouble huh? ... You got it!"
My favorite military strategy.
Robot: "What are your instructions, Commander Cossack?"
Cossack:  "Let's see... I know, drop a bomb!"
My plan of attack for one of Voltron's lions.
"I'll tame this lion like a little pussycat."
This is me greeting some important guests of King Zarkon.
"Oh, yeah!  Uh, the king's royal, um... aw, just come on in, ok?"
I hate it when this happens.
"What a crummy time to run out of bombs!"
My optimistic attitude!
"They're finished!  Yahoo!"
But sometimes, I do get disappointed.
"Rats!  I had my throne picked out and everything."
High on myself after conquering a planet.
Robot: "Commander Cossack, supreme emperor of Oron!  Hail, hail, hail!"
Cossack:  "I always thought I was emperor material.  Hahahaha!"
How I feel about my work.
"Evil?  You mean wicked and cruel?  That sounds great!"
I'm so intimidating!
"All right you twit, come out!  You're in big trouble now, 'cause I'm Cossack the Terrible!  Hahaha!"
Planet Doom's philosophy.
"We don't work that way.  We shoot first, and talk later."
My ex-girlfriend dumped me when I said this in a romantic moment... I'm still not sure why!
"I always knew I was great, but I didn't know I was this great!"
My opinion of goody-goody heroes.
"Heroes, yuck!  They give me indigestion, nausea, that burning sensation!"
Some friendly diplomatic advice I shared with Oron's leader.
"Krueger, didn't your mother tell you to stay away from people like me?"
I also try to give Prince Lotor advice, too, but he doesn't listen.
"Uh, Prince Lotor, do you really think that's a good idea?  If there's some problem, maybe you should talk it over with him."
Complaining about the lack of respect I get again.
"He just sat there and watched and didn't say a word.  She should be punished!  Instead, he sent her to Planet Arus.  Now she's going to get all the glory, and what am I gonna get?  Command of some frost planet or something.  It's not fair."
I don't get it!
"Why does everybody pick on me?"
What I think of snooty Queen Merla.
"Well I'm gonna tell her off!  Face to face!  Then again, maybe I'll just call her on the phone."
And my first impression of Princess Allura
(Yes, my voice is off in this one. Stinkin' space colds.)
"Well, she's quite spirited, isn't she?"
Here I am laying down the law, despite my cold.
"If anyone tries to escape, they will feel the sting of my mighty electrolash.  I, Cossack the Terrible, have spoken."
Improving Prince Lotor's space cruiser
"Sire, your ship's ready.  I've got it all souped up for you, lean and mean.  I even put an 8-ball on the gearshift."
Honor among theives, hah!
"Uh, I just did what Lotor told me to do, honest!"
I show Galaxy Garrison how terrible I really am!
Cossack:  "Please, Lotor, let me do it."
Lotor:  "Oh, go ahead."
Cossack:  "All right you lowly infidels, anyone that moves gets blasted.  We're the new honchos around here, understand?  Nothing escapes our eagle eyes, so don't even think about trying anything!"
A snarky greeting for Hunk
Hunk: "I made it."
Cossack:  "Not so fast, flyboy."
Ambassador Cossack shows his diplomacy
Krueger: "You promised peaceful relations!"
Cossack:  "Oh, it'll be peaceful all right,
as long as you do what you're told."
Nothing like gloating after you've won
Krueger:  "What are you doing with those blasters?"
Cossack:  "We're taking over, what else?  Hahahaha!"
A memorable conquering speech
"People of planet Oron, we are your new masters.   We will use your
missiles to attack new planets.  You will be our slaves, unless of course
you try to resist, in which case you will be target practice.  We want to
give a special thanks to General Krueger for making it all possible.
Good man, Krueger, now move it."
My villainous evil laugh.
No translation necessary.
Me introducing myself to some Polluxians
"It's I, Cossack the Terrible, Envoy of Doom!"

 


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