And the loser of the month for August 2005 is...

Prince Taybor!

Since we've got a particular grudge against sleazy humans this month, we here on Doom couldn't think of a better loser to be a testimonial to that.

Prince Taybor is King Zarkon's nephew and Prince Lotor's cousin, through Lotor's mother.  (Excuse the fuzzy picture, King Zarkon doesn't like to talk about his ex so there's not a whole lot of stuff on her floating around.)

Anyway, as you can see, Prince Taybor didn't even inherit good looks or charm from that branch of the family, which at least the former Queen of Doom had going for her despite being a human.  Prince Taybor, on the other hand, is a weenie.  He's a weasely suck-up who can't manage a planet to save his life.  Whenever he sees his "favorite uncle" as he calls Zarkon, he kisses his ass so much that he needs an industrial strength bar of chap-stick.

For instance, he had a giant statue of Zarkon made for his birthday, big enough to top a building.  What's that brown stuff on your nose, Taybor?

He was put in charge of Nemone for a while and under his command he not only managed to let a wimpy human slave kid escape and call Voltron to blow up our mining operation, but also ruin the above birthday present and Zarkon's entire birthday blowout.

Needless to say, Zarkon didn't have a happy birthday, and he was so angry that Taybor was permanently "disowned" if you get my drift.

So there you go, Taybor, posthumously I offer you the kind of glory and recognition you always deserved:

The Loser of the Month!

Don't say we here on Doom never gave you anything.

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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