And the loser of the month for April 2007 is...

General Noname!

He's so lame, they didn't even tell us his name!

Although the Galaxy Alliance might feel that this guy deserves an award from Doom for trying to help our cause, we don't want to claim him either, so instead we present him with the award he most certainly deserves: Loser of the Month!

General Noname (called that because the GA couldn't be bothered to tell us what his name was) is such a great battle tactician that nobody can remember what to call him except for "General".  Mogor thought he had it bad, well at least "Morgil" is an actual name and not just "hey you, commander in the ugly pea soup green outfit!"

That's not to say General Noname is good for nothing, because he's a great example of everything that's wrong with the Galaxy Alliance.  Many of us in the Drule Empire have the opinion that the GA is run by a bunch of fat desk jockeys that play with miniature ships on battle maps and eat doughnuts while they formulate their strategies, bark orders, and kiss politician ass. Gee, I wonder where we might've gotten this impression...

        

The General isn't even good at being diplomatic.  Word has it that the GA put him in charge of shaping up the Voltron Force with some real experienced military pilots (who know that any good pilot stops every day at the Interplanetary House of Pancakes) and in their first battle, led them bravely and spectacularly into defeat.

Even that uptight diplomat Coran thinks this guy is a weenie.

Apparently the GA wasn't impressed by Noname's brilliant battle tactics, because they canned him the same day, and then he had to butter up the Voltron Force to get back in good with them.

And when you've sunk as low as to have to beg from Pidge, there's only one thing we can call you, General Noname:  Loser!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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