And the loser of the month for April 2006 is...

Tammy!

Carrying the award for this loser of the month is none other than not-so-sweet little Tammy of Arus!

This snot-nosed brat earns the award not only for being an incredibly whiny crybaby even for a child, whining for mommy more often than Nanny whines about Princess Allura's behavior,

But this sniveling little ankle-biter foiled one of our most successful attempts at taking over Arus!

How did the April Fool manage to undermine an entire Doom attack force, you ask?

Ask Yurak, who she fooled into thinking she was Pidge.

Yup, Doom's mighty invasion force, powerful enough to take an entire village hostage and manipulate them into surrendering the planet, was defeated by a cross-dressing little girl!

Look, you toad-pond born idiot, it's not my fault that green lion pilot is a worthless shrimp of a human pathetic enough to pass for a little girl!  Tell me you'd be able to tell a difference over a monitor, even with cybernetic vision!

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     Well, you have a point there, Yurak, but...

Hey!  You're supposed to be dead!  And this is my page!  So do something useful and float on back up to the astral and beat up another annoying ghost like King Alfor or something!

Maybe if we get someone to take care of him on his own turf, he'll stay the hell out of our business here in the living world.

Anyway, now where was I?  Oh yes, our loser!

So I suppose one could make the argument that Pidge deserves to share this award with Tammy for sending a little girl into a hostage situation instead of accepting his defeat like a sort-of man, but Pidge has already had the dishonor of earning this award, so don't worry, Tammy, it's all yours!

Keep hanging out with guys like Pidge, kid, and I'm sure you'll win many more!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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