And the loser of the month for April 2005 is...

Ginger!

You know the dumb blond on most hero teams?  Meet the peroxide queen of the Vehicle Voltron force, Air Team pilot Ginger!  Unfortunately for not even being a natural blond (unless it rains bleach on her home planet), she fits all the stereotypes to a T. 

Giggly ditz voice?  Check. 

Hanging out at the bar picking up every guy that stops by? Check.

Sleeping her way through the crew?  Check. 

Ginger's like the doorknob of the Explorer - everyone gets a turn!

First she hooked up with Air Team leader Jeff, only to get coy and flirty with Sea Team leader Cric. 

That not only pissed off Jeff, who then had it out with Cric...

But it also got him in hot water with his other girlfriend Lisa and Colonel Hawkins.  How else do you think someone like Ginger wound up on the Explorer in the first place?  I'll give you a clue... they start with "b" and end in "s" and it ain't her brains.

She can hardly even lift a standard supply box.  She has to get help from the Explorer's resident nerd to do it (she hinted that she might sleep with him and we all know he can't get laid any other way), because otherwise she might break a nail.

Congratulations, Ginger... when it comes to Loser of the Month, you're the April Fool!

Want to see the past Losers of the Month?  Visit the Loser Archives!

This section was inspired by a friend from the Thundercats fandom and her memorable Loser of the Week feature on her now-defunct website.  If you have any nominees for a future Loser of the Month, by all means send them to me!

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