Which Mutant Are You?


1. What position do you find yourself in when part of a group?
I'm a take-charge kind of person.
I do the grunt work.
Doing the jobs nobody else will.
I'm the brains of the operation!
I give the orders.

2. My bedroom is...
The biggest in the castle.
Wherever I pass out.
Messy, because I'm too lazy to clean.
Full of assorted junk, some of which I can't even identify.
Fit for a king.

3. When the tide of battle turns against me, I am the...
Last to admit it was my own fault.
First one to yell, "Oh, crap!"
First to run away.
One who blames the bad leadership.
I don't run, I merely advance to the rear.

4. My clothing style of choice is:
Very basic, with lots of room in the rear.
Minimalist, so as to not hamper my agility.
Loincloth and leather, baby.
Loose and non-constricting.
Regal and important.

5. What do you think of the Lunatacs?
I hate them.
It's too bad Chilla's such a bitch, because she's hot for an ice woman.
They're scary.
Full of themselves, but at least they appreciate my genius.
Who?

6. Who's your least favorite Thundercat?
Snarf.
Panthro.
Cheetara.
Tygra.  
Lion-O.

7. What do you do for fun in your spare time?
Raid the nearest convenient village for munchies.
Meet with my secret lover in the woods.
Plot and scheme for ways to advance my status.
Blow things up.
Torment snarfs.

8. Mumm-Ra blips into Castle Plundarr to tell you all about his newest evil plan.  What do you think?
Oh great, another dumbass plan from that bag of bones.
I'd better get to beat someone up.
I hope I don't get beaten up.
I have just the weapon for this occasion!
Why should I take orders from him?

9. What's your opinion of Marvelous Merna?
I have a date with her tonight. No, really, I do!
I'm in love!
I'm the best looking guy here, I know she wants me.
Hah!  Overrated.
What do I need Merna for when I can have any Mutant I want?

10. What do you think is your best quality?
My incredible people skills.
I'm a real swinger.
My dashing good looks.
My brilliant mind.
All my qualities are good, worm.