What Lunatac Are You?
1. What style of dress do you prefer? Comfortable. Stylish. Trendy. Very little. Practical. Whatever makes me look like a badass.
2. Which would you most likely be doing in your spare time? Tinkering with something. Waiting for someone to come up with something worthwhile to do. Researching for ways to gain an advantage over the enemy. Sleeping. Messing with the computer and the scanners. Drinking.
3. What's most likely to be found in your private quarters? A mirror. An air conditioner. Triple locks on the inside of the door to keep unwanted intruders out. A big cozy pillow and a stash of candy. A spy camera. Empty beer cans, dirty laundry, and some naughty magazines.
4. Which goody-goody do you hate the most? Snarfer. Mandora. Lion-O. All the cats are the same to me. Tygra. Cheetara.
5. How do you view the Mutants? They can be used for convenience, but only Vultureman has any brains whatsoever. Inferior, primitive beings that haven't learned the technological advance of showering yet. Useful, but only in very small doses. Mutants, destroy the Mutants! Lackeys to make fun of. Drinking buddies.
6. What is your preferred form of combat? I don't engage in physical combat. Intimidation is where it's at. Blast them with a precisely aimed projectile that stops them in their tracks. Hah! I'm not risking my neck. That's what hired thugs are for! Bash em', smash 'em, and leave 'em bleeding. Sneak up on them and gank them when they least expect it. Blast them and watch them suffer under the force of my weapon.
7. What menial task do you find most irritating? Anything that normally a slave would be doing. Stoking the furnace. Being sent into the ducts to fix something because I'm the only one that will fit. Anything that takes me away from my munchies. Supervising the stupid Mutants. Having to actually clean up after myself.
8. Uh oh, someone has broken into Skytomb! What is your initial reaction? Frown and blame the poorly planned security system for allowing this to happen and interrupting your deep thoughts. Smile wickedly as you prepare for some cat-beating. Grab the nearest intercom and scream into it for everyone to find the intruders and get rid of them. Wince. Luna won't like this, and that means she's going to yell. Narrow your gaze in annoyance and carefully zero in on their location. Wake up from snoozing on guard duty, and hope Luna didn't notice you were asleep.
9. The prowlers turned out to be the Thunderkittens, and you caught them putting flatulence inducing powder into Luna's tea. What do you do? Chase them, but decide to leave the powder in the tea. Luna can stand to be knocked down a peg or two. Try to catch the insolent little wretches, and dump out the tea. Some of your fellow Lunatacs smell badly enough without that adding to it. Those insolent brats did WHAT?! Stomp in and smash them for doing such a thing to Luna. Do your best to catch the Thunder-brats, but plan to do your best to see to it that Luna drinks the tea. You're laughing so hard at the image of Luna struck down by fart powder that the interlopers get away.
10. Mumm-Ra has called you to the pyramid to discuss his latest plan of evil! What are you doing as he's outlining it? Thinking that you can come up with much better ideas than both the bag of bones and Luna. Hope he's not as long-winded as he normally is and gets to the point. We won't all be around 1000 more years to hear him carry on. Expecting another idiotic order that you "can't refuse". Watching that Ma-Mutt doesn't pee on your leg. Whispering snide remarks about the Ever-Living Source of Evil to the Lunatac next to you during Mumm-Ra's speech. Snickering at the snide remarks.
11. Mumm-Ra's plan is to raid the Berbil Village. While you're there capturing slaves, you also plan to steal some munchies. (Slythe told you it was the best place for 'em!) You steal A pie. Back at Skytomb, Amok eats all the sweets. Ice cream. Afternoon tea. Candyfruit! Carrot cake. Carrots are good for the eyes, you know. A nice full keg of Berbil Brew.
12. Lion-O and the Thundercats show up, victory music playing, and interrupt your raid! What do you do? Attempt to convince the Thundercats you were merely grocery shopping and that they want to let you continue. Make a few spiteful attacks at them and leave before Mandora shows up, too. Evaluate your options and if necessary let your underlings get caught if it means you can escape. Whatever you're told to do. Look around to see where the "invisible" one is sneaking and go after him first. Shoot first, ask questions later.