The Secret Page
Yes I know this is not original and that a bunch of other pages have them, but I wanted to be a copycat and do it too! So there!
I bet you're feeling pretty cool for finding my hidden page. In fact, I bet you're just thinking that you are the most special person on the planet, don't you?
Hell, why don't you e-mail me and brag about it while you're at it?
Anyway, I suppose I should give you some sort of prize for finding this "lost" page...
But I don't have nothin' to give you, so you're screwed!
(That was my online version of villainous maniacal laughter a la Mumm-Ra or equally evil villain)
Now that I've had my fun, go back!
I see. You aren't going to go quietly, are you? I'm going to have to get forceful, aren't I? Ok, now you've really asked for it. I'm going to sic some of my favorite Thundercats villains on you now! Ok, I'll go in alphabetical order... Alluro, you go first.
Give up, you don't stand a chance against my power. You will do whatever Cheezey says and leave. You will find the nearest convenient link and move on. And before you go, you'll leave me your credit card numbers and all your email account passwords... I'm your friend. You know you can trust me with them. I just need to borrow the information and order a few things on the web... maybe call my personal psychic...
Oh, you're still here. Well gee, that worked well. Who's next on the alphabetical list? Let's see... Amok?
Amok sad. Cheezey no give him candy so he not do nothing for her 'cause Luna said she was a bitch anyway.
Bitch? Oh so now I'm a bitch huh? OH LUNA! MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?
Aaahhh! What on Third Earth do you want? I happen to be busy!
Come off it, you were sitting on your ass watching soaps! What's this I hear about you, of all people, calling me a bitch?
Well if the shoe fits... HEY! STOP THAT! PUT ME DOWN!
AMOK! SAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!
(Cheezey promptly drop kicks the demonic little imp back to the other end
of the website. Surprisingly enough, Amok doesn't do anything but laugh.)
Now where was I before I was so rudely interrupted... ah yes, next on the list. Why, that would be Chilla...
Sorry Tracy, but I'm busy tormenting and freezing innocent AOLers across the country as we speak. Maybe later.
Great. Who now? Let's see, Jackalman?
You go and do it, Vultureman, all the web surfers I fight beat me up!
Cawwww, well I'm not doing it! I have lots of inventions to work on and I can't spend my precious time chasing away web surfers who have nothing to do but read this dumbass page of Cheezey's!
Watch it, you feathered freak!
No, cawwww, you watch it! I'm taking over this website and you aren't going to stop me!!!
Oh gee, did your invention blow up on you? Oh there's something different. Sigh! I'm surrounded by idiots!
I know how you feel, yesssss? Remember, I actually have to live with those losers.
Hoo hoo, watch it Slythe!
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL OF YOU! It figures that only I, Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living, have the power and intelligence to do as our hostess, Cheezey, commands. ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVIL, END THIS IDIOTIC PAGE NOW!
Thanks Mumm-Ra!
Heh heh heh, no problem. You only owe me your eternal soul and your firstborn now.
That was the most pointless and ridiculous page I
have ever seen. Take me
out of this den
of insanity!