They say that the young are impressionable, and the recent behavior of the Thunderkittens certainly seems to prove that statement true. In this first of a series of articles on the Thundercat youths, we can see that WilyKat has most certainly been influenced by the sexcapades of her elders.
Shortly after her eighteenth birthday the very youthful-looking WilyKit began dating Thundercat Bengali. Here we can see the couple together enjoying a romantic cuddle in a local establishment.
Their coming out as a couple was a surprising development as Bengali had just ended a longtime relationship with Pumyra, although we suspect that the relationship began shortly before the breakup and was in fact the cause of the split between the Thundercat couple.
The above picture of the two was taken from Cat's Lair's security cameras one evening in the control room. At the time, they had just realized the camera was on and aimed at them. This was shortly before Bengali and Pumyra's breakup, which is why we suspect the tartish kitten is the reason those two are no longer together.
When asked about Bengali, WilyKit just smiled and said that he was cute and strong, and she liked "men who really know how to use their tools!" That was followed by a girlish giggle and an impish grin. In regards to Pumyra, she only shrugged and said, "Not my fault she's so boring."
As it turned out, Bengali wasn't enough to keep the wild kitten's interests for long. Not long after the scandal involving the Bengali and Pumyra love triangle, WilyKit was caught by our Secret Agent experimenting with a robot. She'd seen Panthro install a high tech vibration unit and wanted to see just how well it worked, according to her brother. He told the interviewer that she likened its stamina to that of the Energizer Bunny, because it "kept going and going and going!"
Between the example set by her elders and her recent taste of the naughtier things in life, WilyKit soon dumped Bengali in favor of playing the field much like her ruling Lord, Lion-O. All of Third Earth was shocked when this still from Cat's Lair's Security Cam was made public:
The twins' childhood primary caretaker, Snarf (the same who also raised Lord Lion-O) lamented to the Inquirer that he had no idea "where he went wrong" with the girl. "I didn't raise her to do those sorts of things with Mutants. Especially not in our own Lair!"
In rebuttal to her nanny's comments, WilyKit let out an indignant huff and rolled her eyes. "Yeah right, like he can talk after what he did with Mumm-Ra, Ma-Mutt, and everyone else. Do as I say, not as I do, is that how it goes?"
Reportedly Snarf then took her, her brother, and Snarfer on an outing to set her straight about what was proper behavior for Thundercats. Snarfer was shocked to note that his uncle used it as an opportunity to feel her up. (Special thanks to the Secret Agent for supplying the above photographs.)
Next on WilyKit's long list of conquests was none other than Lord Lion-O himself. We aren't sure who chased who, but we do know about Lion-O's controversial plan of conquering Third Earth via the bedroom, and WilyKit certainly seems inclined to mirror the acts of those she was brought up to respect and admire...
Regardless of who initiated the scandalous relationship, it happened nonetheless. The Secret Agent secured this ultra secret footage from the Cat's Lair, the feed into Lord Lion-O's bedroom! He hasn't been sleeping alone when he stays in these past few nights, and it's no longer Cheetara spotting his sheets, either!
Upon being confronted with the evidence, WilyKit took it in stride. "I don't see why I can't spend the night with him if Cheetara can. At least I never cheated on him with Mumm-Ra," she said with a shrug.
Perhaps not Mumm-Ra, but the Secret Agent then went on to discover in his perusal of Cat's Lair's tapes that WilyKit shared yet another one night stand in common with her Lord and lover- the Lunatac Alluro! The quality of this tape was somewhat compromised due to a partial exposure in an "accident" escaping Cat's Lair without being seen, but our photo lab experts at the Inquirer verified that it was genuine.
Reportedly Lion-O was dismayed by the turn of events, but only mildly, as he was not serious about the young Thundercat anyhow knowing her past and having sworn off serious relationships himself. "I just hope she was more sober than I was when she brought him home. And I still want to know how someone that tall fit on her short bed without banging the [bleep] out of his shins on the bed frame."
WilyKit's dalliances with members of Third Earth's evil groups led her
to seek more thrills from the Plundarrian group. Shortly after her
affair with Lion-O ended, she was seen flirting with Monkian in the
treetops, daring him to flash her for a good time. Apparently her
brother put her up to it after losing a bet, but neither would say exactly
what the bet involved.
Later on, the Secret Agent also observed yet another Mutant from Castle Plundarr offering WilyKit a bouquet in an uncharacteristically sweet gesture (for a Mutant, anyway) to ask her out. WilyKat reportedly joked that they were probably laced with the date rape drug.
Despite the romantic gesture of flowers, WilyKit's attentions wound up being given fully to the high leader of the Mutants, Rataro, in this exclusive and most scandalous shot provided by the Secret Agent.
Naturally it was censored for rating content, but still one can get a pretty clear idea of how far her night with Rataro went.
When the scandal broke, WilyKit only had one short comment to sum up her feelings about being caught in the act: "Oh, rats."
Go back and see what other naughty things these Thunderkittens are up to.