TugMug's Hot Times

The mohawked metal man of the Lunatacs is just as crazy as his fellow Plundarrian moon-dwellers.  He proudly admits to giving everyone from the other Lunatacs to certain Thundercats a "bounce to remember on the third piston".

The Lunatac he enjoys spending his time with the most is "that lightweight Alluro".  Although he admits that Chilla's pretty and all, metal ices up his gears and Alluro is "more girly than Chilla anyway with all the damn time he spends in front of the mirror, and he doesn't even wear makeup like I do."

This candid shot of TugMug shamelessly groping the psi's rear was taken at a local spot recently.  Alluro reportedly protested the advance, but sources say he had that "come-hither" look in his eyes that made it clear his protests were all for show.

A Lunatac source who wishes to remain anonymous added in a rather snide tone that "those two really deserve each other". 

When TugMug isn't chasing after the hypnotist, he's been seen chasing Thundercats.  TugMug had heard about Lion-O's intent to sleep with everyone on Third Earth to spite his failed relationships, and he decided to save Lion-O the trouble of seducing him by taking him by surprise.
 

This above picture was taken after TugMug surprised him in back of the ThunderClaw, when they embarrassingly fell out in the heat of the act right in front of one of our star informants.

Later TugMug was reported as laughing it off and saying that he made "Lion-Ho cry like the little bitch he is," even worse than the time he broke "his other toy sword".

It would seem that Lion-O found the rough treatment rather exciting.  This exclusive and risqué shot was taken two days afterward, when the two met for a secret rendezvous near the Tower of Omens.

TugMug reportedly got a taste of his own medicine the following week, however, when another Thundercat cornered him.  Tygra had heard all about his treatment of Lion-O, and being into a bit of pain and S&M style fun himself, he sneaked up behind the unsuspecting graviton and did some naughty things to him with his whip.

"You'd be amazed at how well you can work the whip when you're invisible," Tygra remarked with a laugh.  "He never saw me coming, but I sure saw him, ha-ha!"

TugMug only said, "I didn't know a whip could do that to my titanium buns.  Even worse, I think I liked it.  Now I know how Alluro feels."  He then wheeled out to get a drink and offered this reporter one as well.  After hearing that story, I needed it.
 

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