Monkian's Torrid Love Life!

From previous articles, our readers are already aware of the twisted paths Vultureman's lust has taken him on with the Lunatacs, but very little has been said about the activities of the other Mutants.  This piece highlights the extracurricular affairs of the Plundarrian primate, Monkian.

Big, burly, and with enough testosterone to give him a full coating of manly body hair, Monkian fancies himself quite the masculine specimen.  It would seem that some of the wild women of the Tree Top Kingdom agree with that assessment, most notably Princess Nayda.  The two have been seen together more than once, and he's rumored to have "swept her off her feet."
 

However, Monkian was quick to point out that they were just seeing each other and it was nothing serious, just a little "hoo, swinging fun, if you know what I mean," according to the simian. 

Princess Nayda also confirmed that they were still seeing others, although she did say that none of her other dates could climb trees quite like Monkian.

The photograph below, taken by the Secret Agent just outside the borders of the Tree Top Kingdom one evening.  Monkian admitted to being present to pick up Nayda, while Jackalman claimed to be there for a rendezvous with Willa, who was seen in his bedroom not long ago.

It's also been documented that Monkian is a bit of an exhibitionist, partaking in the delight of flashing the Thundertwins.  Word has it that they, especially WilyKit, were willing voyeurs however.
 

Later on, Monkian took WilyKit out alone without her brother, and showed her, "hoo, all that Plundarr has to offer a curious kitten!"
 

Like the popular trend on Third Earth seems to be these days however, Monkian's attentions are not limited to one gender.  It's been rumored that he has a low-key relationship ongoing with his fellow hairy Mutant Jackalman.  The exclusive photo below of the pair together, comfortably closer than most Mutants would allow a mere acquaintance, seems to suggest there is truth to the rumor.
 

  

According to a source from within the walls of Castle Plundarr that wishes to remain "anonymous, yesss?" their true feelings for one another surfaced after the pair suffered an unfortunate accident involving warp gas that led to them waking up in each others' arms. 

When asked if it was true, Monkian not only denied it, but beat the reporter upside the head several times and told him to "mind his own business, hoo hoo!"

Regardless of the primate's protestations, this shot taken by the hardworking Secret Agent seems to paint the picture that "the monkey doth protest too much."

On an exclusive interview with Castle Plundarr's chief technician Vultureman, the avian went on record as saying that Monkian not only has a sexual relationship with Jackalman, but the two have hit on their leader Slythe numerous times as well.  The vulture clarified that Monkian tended to deny said rumors because he felt it hampered his ability to pick up girls in the Tree Top Kingdom.

When asked why, as the warrior maidens are not known to be homophobic, Vultureman cawed with laughter and said, "Not because of that, but because they don't respect anyone with bad enough taste to sleep with Jackalman!"
 

Vultureman himself is not as uninvolved in the twisted tales of Castle Plundarr's bedroom activities or as critical of Jackalman as he might lead one to believe, however.  Rumor has it that he was putting the jackal down only to downplay his own crush on the canine.  Apparently Vultureman turned to Jackalman for sympathy after his run-ins with the loony Lunatacs went badly.

The picture below, taken by the Secret Agent, details the vulture and the surprised jackal together.  Reports say Jackalman was screaming, "Nyahhhhhh!  Not now, and not in front of the Thundercats!" when Vultureman impulsively pulled him into an embrace.

The Thundercats declined to comment on the scene, except for Panthro, who just shook his head and said, "with what I've seen, nothing those dangblasted Mutants do would surprise me at this point."

Panthro had a point, especially as time passed and the Mutants became more and more open about their bedroom activities.  Soon Monkian and his boyfriend, or "bitch" as he has been known to refer to the canine, talked the sleazy circus owner Captain Bragg into joining them for a threesome.  One of our reporters just happened to be in the right place at the right time to catch this exclusive shot of the three of them together!

The Secret Agent also found the mutants all hiding in the bushes waiting for a nice orgy with the warrior maidens.

Here's Nayda sneaking out to join in, which the Secret Agent also caught on tape!

Unfortunately, it looks like a mysterious figure in black caught her- and felt her up- first!

Hehehe, that Monkian sure is a swinger, in more ways than one!

Stay tuned to the Third Earth Inquirer for more scandals involving the sex-hungry simian!

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