Those Sex-Crazed Snarfs!
For example, both of them have done the devil-dog Ma-Mutt:
And now there's even evidence that they've experimented with one another. I guess WilyKit and WilyKat aren't the only ones on Third Earth with an incestuous relationship! (Pics provided by my Secret Agent)
Snarf didn't want Snarfer to talk about it, though. Apparently that form of relationship, while acceptable on the Planet of the Snarfs, is still taboo here on Third Earth as well as on Thundera.
Our Secret Agent also found evidence that Snarf doesn't mind touching WilyKit in some very personal places... right in front of both Snarfer and WilyKat!
Snarf has also been known to have some wild fantasies... (Fantasy shots courtesy of Secret Agent)
...Skinny-dip with Lion-O and play with his sword (not the Sword of Omens!)...
...even give a lap dance to that evil mutant warrior Ratar-O!
The Secret Agent has provided us with evidence that Snarf started with Lion-O at a very young age. In these pictures, we have to wonder what Snarf is doing to make Lion-O look like that, and in the other... well, it speaks for itself!
Snarfer is no innocent, either. He gets it on with robots! (Photo courtesy
of the Secret Agent)
Snarfer also got a ticket from Mandora for indecent exposure and lewd behavior after he went out and got a little crazy one night. His excuse? "But officer Mandora, snarfer, snarfer, what do you mean? I don't even wear any clothes!" (Again, the picture was provided by our dutiful Secret Agent.)
In this shot we can see Lynx-O pick up both Snarf and Snarfer, looking for some action!
Lion-O and Snarf continued to be caught indisposed. This time Snarf got pushy, jumping right onto Lion-O's lap and demanding satisfaction.
It seems that Snarf has gotten himself into trouble lately. While Lion-O may tolerate his brazen demands for sexual gratification, Snarf made the mistake of coming onto a less-than-receptive female Snarf at one of the Snarf Dances (which have been long known for their decadent debauchery). Snarf was dancing with this pretty young snarf girl and kept trying to probe her in indecent places with his tail.
She wouldn't stand for it and had him brought in on sexual harassment charges. Now both Snarf and Snarfer have a police record because of their raging libidos!
