Those Sex-Crazed Snarfs!!!
For example, both of them have done the devil-dog Ma-Mutt:
And now there's even evidence that they've experimented with one another.
I guess WilyKit and WilyKat aren't the only ones on Third Earth with an
incestuous relationship! (Pics provided by my Secret Agent)
Snarf didn't want Snarfer to tell much about it though. Apparently that form of relationship, while acceptable on the Planet of the Snarfs, is rather taboo here on Third Earth as well as on Thundera.
Our Secret Agent also found evidence that Snarf doesn't mind touching WilyKit in some very personal places... right in front of both Snarfer and WilyKat!
Snarf has also been known to have some wild fantasies...
(Fantasy shots courtesy of Secret Agent)
...Skinny-dip with Lion-O and play with his sword (not the Sword of Omens,
either!)...
...even give an oral thrill or two that evil mutant warrior Ratar-O!
The Secret Agent has provided us with evidence that Snarf started with Lion-O at a very young age... in one, young Lion-O is a bit surprised at what Snarf is doing with that hand we can't see in the picture, and in the other, well, it's pretty obvious, don't you think???
Snarfer is no innocent either... he gets it on with robots! (Photo courtesy
of the Secret Agent)
Snarfer also got a ticket from Mandora for indecent exposure and lewd behavior
after he went out one night and got a little crazy. His excuse? "But officer
Mandora, snarfer, snarfer, what do you mean? I don't even wear any clothes!!!"
(Again, the pic provided by that dutiful Secret Agent)
In this shot we can see Lynx-O holding both Snarf and Snarfer, looking for some action!
More recently, Lion-O and Snarf have been caught indisposed again! This time he got pushy, jumping right onto Lion-O's lap and demanding satisfaction.
Snarf has gotten himself in some serious trouble lately. While Lion-O may tolerate his brazen demands for sexual gratification, Snarf lately made the mistake of coming onto a less-than-receptive female Snarf at one of the Snarf Dances (which have been long known for their decadent debauchery). Snarf was dancing with the pretty young snarf girl and kept trying to probe her in indecent places with his tail.
She wouldn't stand for it and had him brought in on sexual harassment charges. Now both Snarf and Snarfer have a police record because of their depraved lustful appetites!
