Slythe's Sex Life!
He's been seen recieving oral favors from that notoriously naughty sex kitten, WilyKit...
And, even more scandalous, gets it on with his fellow mutants! I suppose it's finally been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that those mutants are definately into the "alternative lifestyle" scene! Here is a startling shot that shows him with Jackalman:
The first was after a nice little ride on the nose-diver, with Slythe doing all the riding. The second shows a tender moment between the two mutants, where Slythe clings to his object of lust hoping he won't run off and dump him for Monkian again.
Here's one of him trying to get some action with a surprised Vultureman (who is still healing from Chilla's frostbite), right after our feathered friend got back from an "encounter" with Amok!
Our staff apologizes for these blurry shots, but this particular one was taken by an amateur aspiring photographer that "lives in Castle Plundarr but wishes to remain anonymous just in case Slythe makes him take another rough ride on the nose diver with him" and took this picture in the hopes of making a few bucks.
We've also gotten some more shots of Slythe with Vultureman recently. Apparently Slythe can't get enough of the bird-mutant. Here's him with his hand sliding around Vultureman's skirt...
And here we see him dragging Vultureman into the basement of Castle Plundarr for a few favors!
They sure are close, as our Secret Agent has helped Third Earth find out!
The two of them also had a bit of a bestiality thing going, when they tried out one of the Giant Bees on Third Earth (captued by Secret Agent)
Slythe also developed a crush on Captain Bragg while he was on Way Out Back. Here we see Slythe trying to kiss him
and then Slythe tore his clothes off and took him in the woods!
Slythe also participated in the Thunder-Orgy with his fellow mutants Jackalman and Monkian in a three-on-one seduction of that "Love'em-and-Leave'em" Lord Lion-O!
We have also heard very startling rumors, and too many to be refuted, that our horny reptilian friend is hot for Mumm-Ra in a big way. Check out these pics of Slythe and Mumm-Ra!
The Secret Agent got a picture of Slythe being taken by surprise from behind by a ninja. If you ask me, I think it's just another one of those kinky mutant sex games, with one of them dressed up.
I hunger for more scandals!
No thanks, this scared me a bit too much. Take me home!
