Thunder-Personals!

This is the place for all you lonely Third-Earthers to find the lover of your dreams!  Do you wish you had that special someone to spend those cold lonely nights with?  Well look no further!  Here is where you can find your mate!

Men Seeking Women

Lonely Egyptian bachelor seeks undead female companion to spend eternity with. Must like pets. Dislike of Mutants and Lunataks a plus. Hatred of Thundercats, the leader in particular, a HUGE plus! Talents in black magic tantamount to an arranged marriage. Send name, phone number, vital statistics to: The Ever-Living Source of Evil, 666 Sinking Sands Drive, The BlackPyramid, Third Earth.

Hot, young, and good-looking Thunderian stud lusting for a good time with over-21 females! Let me be your "Boy-Toy!" Interested? Call me! 1-900-069-6969 after 8 p.m. and ask for Kat.

If you like natural experiences then I'm the guy for you! There's nothing I like better than climbing trees and enjoying nature's tranquility. (Well, I do like bouncing Berbils around, and ogling the Warrior Maidens, but that's another story.....) I'm kinda hairy, but I'm told by my best friend, who is also pretty hairy himself, that chicks are turned on by guys who aren't going bald. I do have a tendency to scratch myself in public and I'm not into regular bathing, but remember, I'm a natural kinda guy! So if you're looking for a dude that's in touch with his primal urges, swing by my place! Monkey Business, 1234 Mutant Boulevard, Castle Plun-Darr, Third Earth.

Single Sexy Lion Thundercat Male seeks cute sex kitten for fun, romance, and some wild good times. Must be willing to tolerate random outbursts of "HOOOO!" as well as interference into personal life by overprotective Snarf. Experience at swordplay a plus. Call my toll free personal hotline at 1-800-STUD-CAT

I'm a distinguished gentleman Thundercat with enhanced tactile senses looking for a classy female companion for love, companionship, and romance. Hobbies include monitoring the happenings of Third Earth via braille board, maintaining sanity at the Tower of Omens, and poking fun at the younger generation. If you'd like to make me a happy cat, leave me a voice mail at 1-900-LYNXUUP.

Unappreciated brilliant genius seeks willing female, preferably mutant, to light up his life. Appreciation of science and inventions a plus. Mininum IQ of 100 required, but much higher preferred; I have enough stupid mutants around me already. Must be willing to put up with random explosions, occasional temper tantrums, atmosphere of general mayhem and incompetence, and a man who wears a skirt (yes, I am straight!). Respond to V-Man, Castle Plundarr, Third Earth.

Are you a snarfy kind of girl? Well I'm a cute and cuddly college grad looking for a fun-loving, flirtatious female snarf for an exciting, happy, and snarfy relationship, yep, I sure am! If you're into mexican takeout, wiring projects and inventions involving involuntary electrocution of innocent bystanders, adventures on space highways, and helping the Thundercats defend the universe from the forces of evil just like me then I'd love to get to know ya better, snarfer, snarfer! Give me a call at the Tower of Omens and ask for Snarfer. And if a snarf claiming to be my uncle answers, make sure you say "thank you Osbert" hehehehehehe.

This message is for all the lovely ladies of Third Earth. You do not stand a chance against my powers of attraction. You are helplessly drawn into my power. You want nothing more than to engage in wild, passionate sex with me. You will pick up a pen & paper and send a letter to Alluring Lunatac, SkyTomb, DarkSide, Third Earth stating your name, personal tastes, home address, and phone number with a photo of yourself enclosed. You cannot resist me! You will contact me right now!

One lonly Snarf seeking, seeking, ummmmmmmmmmm, oh, Snarrrrrrrrfffffff, anything, but perferably Female Gerbils. (It's a small rodent.) If you're a lonly Snarf, Gerbil, anything, all 343-630-7104,and ask for Snarf

Are you a cute girl in look of a sexy Siberian, well let me know. I enjoy weilding, blasting Mustants and Lunatcs, chasing cute Puma's and fighting a good fight. I like a girl who is cute and aggressive and is OVER THE AGE of 18 (all you kittens out three ttry Kat). I don't mind if you are not a cat but I do mind if you are Mutant. So call me at 1-900-B-E-N-G-A-L-I or fax me at 1-818-T-I-G-R-L-U-V. I'll be waiting on you...

Hello all you ladies out there....Are you looking for a sexy,stripey Thunderian-tiger cross with a big staff?::wink wink:: A knowledge of kinky sex positions a plus...Own your own handcuffs,chains,and edible body gels and underwear?A definate really big plus... So if you want a Sizzling great bodied tiger to warm up yor bed e-mail me at WildClaw@aol.com

Hello all you sex-kittens out there, Im a deep-voiced hunk a hunk of blue love! And I want YOU to be the next lady to experiment with my "machinery", it's incredible what you can use good thundrainian metal for... trust me. Im the best mechanic around and I'll keep your motor running for hours! So, ladies, if your lookin for a man who'll keep ya screaming all night long, call me at 1-800-P-A-N-T-H-R-O, or write me at OHYESYES@hotcat.com. Ill be waiting for you...

MALE THUNDERCAT SEEKING FEMALE THUNDERIAN:
HELLO I AM A 6 FT BUFF SIBERIAN TYGER SEEKING ANY PRETTY FEMALE THUDNERIANS ESP. CHEETAS AND PUMAS.IF U ARE INTERESTED PLEASE EMAIL ME AT LION O747@AOL.COM .I GIVE THUNDERIAN FEMALES A GOOD "HAMMERIN" TIME

Klingon male, 27. Brown hair, blue eyes, eye CAT-ching brow ridges. Looking for : You, FEMALE, FELINE, and able to handle a red-hot Warrior! Interested? Contact me at TarakDuras@aol.com . No Mutants or Lunitacs...unless you LIKE to be used for Target practice!!

'Single Snarf searching for sexy seductress. Must have a love for small, furry animals and be able to withstand constant repeating of a single word. If this applies to you, call 1-800-SNARFIE or mail at Snarfy@i'm.hot.tonight.com'

Attractive, male, horny Tiger. 19 yrs. old Career Ambition: to win the lottery Sexual preferances: anything that moves but would prefer attractive cheetah-like female between 19 and 25. (will go younger if necessary) Relationship history: relationships don't last too long, has trouble when relationship goes too fast. take it slow with him Favorite Saying: "It's not my fault."

Ice/psi Lunatac cross wishes attractive woman an emotionally shallow and physically intense relationship. Human females okay, though Lunatacs prefered. I am six-feet, four-inches of buff, blue love-machine, plus I've got better ( read: more ) hair than Alluro. Interested ladies can send letters and photos to Psychro Myntaello, Skytomb, Darkside, Third Earth. Anyone interested in inspecting the merchandise ahead of time can find a photo of me in the Fan Art page.

Women Seeking Men

Are you a lonely guy looking for an exciting woman to share your nights with? Are you into S&M and enjoy a good whipping with a riding crop? Are you under four feet tall? If so, I'm your lady! Must be willing to obey orders, listen to hours of nonstop screeching, and participate in threesomes with my bodyguard. Send all replies to Skytomb, Dark Side, Third Earth c/o Luna.

Vivacious sex kitten looking for hot guys to liven up those boring Third Earth nights! I'm particularly attracted to tough, studly mutants, but any guy with a big muscled attractive body, cool car, and valid ID will do! If you feel like showing a wildcat like me a good time, send me an email with all your info at wilykit@catslair.thirdearth.com!

I'm a cool lady lunatac looking for an attractive man to warm up my life (and bed). My favorite pastimes include freezing mutants and Thundercats, shooting at Berbils from my Ice Runner, and creating beautiful ice sculptures. Evil disposition preferred, physical tolerance to extreme temperatures a must. If you think you've got what it takes to melt my heart, write to Cool Cutie, P.O. Box 069, DarkSide, Third Earth

Guys, are you bored with all the spotted blond bimbos you routinely encounter? Want a woman who knows how to swing it? Then drop by my cozy little love nest! It's a jungle out there........why should you settle for anyone less? Wild Women, Treetop Kingdom, 690 Forest Glen, ask for Willa.

Are you realy EVIL?? If so Let me know at cats lair. Must dislike leader (My Younger Brother) And Lunatacks. I also hate Slythe. Let me know at 1-766-Tabby Ask for Tabby-tha. I'm bad to the bone!!

Hey guys, if you like goodness, youll like me. Just call 1-800-ASOG, and ask for Mumm-rana Call me! I aim to please

Pretty Puma seeking man with intelligence. I need a man who can say more then "N-ya-ha-ha-ha". Looking for a man who can buld things, is a good runner (able to keep up with me) and knows how to drive something besides a stick (you know what I mean guys...). I am very flexible, acrobatic, can run really fast (no matter what Cheetara says) and I can sling a ball from ehre to the clouds. I don't like Lunatacs and will NO LONGER date Mutanats. So if your a cute guy with intelligence and a great body, give me a call at 1-900-P-U-M-Y-R-A-6 or just come see me at Tower Of Omens, between Darkside and Cat's Lair. I'll be waiting...

Are you a lonely Panther? Into mechanics? Are you a big blue stud-cat with spikes on his clothes? THEN YOU are the cat for ME. I enjoy long walks in the moonlight and LOTS of fun on the moonlit beaches. I have a low tolerence to sunlight. Please send all replys to.... 1-800-VMPY-CAT or VampyrFang@aol.com ...... MEEEEEOOWWWW BABY!

Hello All you studly Thundarians out there....Are you looking for love in a tall,spotty cheeta woman?Into S&M? Are you a kinky Kitty? Do you have a *lot* of stamina, an active imagination, and a willingness to try new things?Then you are the Cat for me....Especially if your a certain blue panther with spikes on his clothes who likes to build *toys*::wink::^-~* ::wink::Or a certain Bengal tiger who likes to play with his hammer....If you think your cat enough for me,Just call me at 1-800-SEXKITTEN or you can e-mail me at XCheetaraX@aol.com ...dont forget to send a pic!! Grrrrrrowwwwwlllll Baby::kisskiss::

Hey guys, looking for a cute bad girl who isn't a slutty Thunderkitten or older than Mumm-Rana? I'm a single Lunatac who has all a girl could want, including her own bedroom previously owned by a Michael Bolton wannabe. I'd rather not date mutants, but I might if you were really cute.  Or if you have a lot of money and a good car. If you're interested, drop me a line at LunessaLuv@aol.com.

19 year old Thundarian female seeking Thundarian male between the ages of 22 and 30. Must like pets, being weird, magic, and beating the heck out of bad guys. Willing to have kids. If you want to be my mate, email me at kinekochan@hotmail.com

Men Seeking Men

Guys, are you cold at night 'cause your lover ditched you? Well, I'm 150 lbs of lean, mean fighting machine, and I'm all the man you'll ever need! I love snuggling by the fire, taking long nature walks, designing buildings, and spending leisurely hours making hot, passionate love. I'm Thunderian, so that makes me a real wildcat in the sack if I do say so myself. (wink wink) Drop me a line and I'll design a cozy little love nest for two! Attn: Eye of The Tiger, Cats' Lair, 69 Feline Way, Third Earth.

Women Seeking Women

Butch blond seeking that special girlfriend with whom I can share my most intimate secrets. Possession of handcuffs not a felony under my laws. I'm always on duty...........for you, that is! If you think you can measure up, then assume the position! Get on the phone and put out an APB for: LadyCop, 1-900-1230. I'll be more than happy to read you your rights!

Are you a Hot girl waiting to have a night out on the town? Some ESP perhaps? Let me know Telekenetikly. Cheetah-Gal Third Earth

Miscellaneous

Handsome jackal seeks sexy woman... or man... oh hell, I'll take anything! Let's face it, I'm horny, damn it! At this point I'll take anything but a berbil or a snarf! I keep getting rejected by both my girlfriends and my boyfriends, so I'm looking for anyone who's willing to show a lonely mutant a good time. I enjoy laughing at others behind their backs (especially mutants, lunatacs, and Mumm-Ra), attempting to take over Third Earth, and cowering in the corner when my boss loses his temper. I'm very submissive, so that makes me a lot of fun in the bedroom for all you sadists out there! Leave a message for me at Castle Plundarr under the name Desperate Doggie.

Horny Male Bobcat wants ANYONE (except mummies and lizards).
Career ambition: SLUT!
Willing to do ALMOST anything.
Very Cute but very horny.
Mutants welcome.
Very flexible sexually. YES! that way too.
Males, females, snarfs, Berbils, I don't care.
Contact me at the Big Lion's head in the forest.
Nude pictures required.

Lonely female-model robear berbil seeking a new partner with a bigger hard drive than her current one. If you want to upload all night long, leave a disk with all your program stats at 34 Candyfruit Way (right next to Robear Roberto's Taco Stand) c/o Belle.

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Contributions by (so far): Demonprist, myself, KrisMcgr, Amanda Falk, Jesse Morgan, XCheetaraX, VampyrFang, Lion0747, Daniel Collie Swiss, PartyMartian