Since I couldn't put it any better myself, here is the firsthand account from the interview our Editor-In-Chief had with the Secret Agent, describing the activities our agent witnessed taking place while obtaining this most interesting shot:
"Luna and Amok are doing some weird mating dance. I wouldn't know exactly what, except that he's never jumped that high before. Sslithe, Monkian, Lion-O, and Jackalman were trying to make a four way action. WilyKit is still looking for a good partner as she is caught with Snarf. WilyKat is trying to get another cold one with Chilla-- notice how his hands seem like he's about to hold some bosoms. And finally, Cheetara has her hands over a certain part of Alluro, making him rather excited."
"Vultureman was supposed to come but I didn't see him at first. Just after
I took this, Officer Mandora and her reinforcements came to investigate weird
noise complaints filed by Berbils, Bolkins, Wollows, and Warrior Maidens.
That's when I found Vultureman. He was hiding trying to get a picture himself
but accidentally revealed himself. Before anyone could do anything, Lion-O
and Alluro attacked him in revenge for that picture sometime ago. The camera
he had is missing and is believed to be destroyed but it may also end up
on Galaxy Blabs. I barely made out without being detected. I may not take
any more pictures until after everything calms down and I'm sure my secret
identity is safe."
Thank you, Secret Agent. Our staff would never want you to be placed
in harm's way or for your secret identity to be compromised. After all, without you
and your eagle eyes, many of our stories never would have
been possible. (At least not without risking libel suits out the wazoo for
printing the stories without proof!)
Yikes! That was too scary for me. Take me out of here.
Yummy! More gossip, dirt, and scandals on those Third-Earthers!