Now that you've heard the first part of Lion-O's adventures in conquering Third Earth by being a lover rather than a fighter, in this second installment we'll detail the hordes of men who have also been taken in by the lion Lord's rugged good looks and charm.
First on his list was the rival for his affections with several of his
girlfriends and for ultimate power over Third Earth- Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living.
Unfortunately the young Lord wasn't quite ready for the full power of an
aroused ever-living, as Mumm-Rana had gone rather easy on him being the avatar
of goodness, and was soundly dominated by the demon priest.
Fortunately he didn't take it personally, as one can see clearly the unlikely couple did cuddle afterward, although when questioned about it the reporter speaking to Mumm-Ra was barbequed on the spot and the one interviewing Lion-O came away with the Sword of Omens wedged somewhere unpleasant.
After Mumm-Ra, Lion-O sought out a partner he could dominate a little more
easily. The answer to that came in the form of a drunk Alluro, whom he
took full advantage of:
After that, Lion-O was an animal! He hit on some Brutemen, but got a
bit more than he expected...
Burly Berzerker Cruncher fended off Lion-O's furry admirers, but it wasn't
a selfless act by any stretch. It seems that the Berzerker had a
fondness for other redheads and made him his personal "swabbie" for an evening
afterward.
As a sidenote, the Secret Agent also provided us with this picture of
Cruncher holding one of his fellow crewmates. Rumor has it that Top
Spinner wanted his "turn, turn, turn with Lion-O now, now, now!"
Shortly after his misadventures at sea, Lord Lion-O found himself on the
receiving end of another Lunatac's affections. This time it was that
roly poly party animal TugMug that wanted a piece of the action. Judging
by the pictures below, he got it:
Once he'd indulged his attraction to all those bad boys, it came as a
surprise that his next one night stand was none other than fellow Thundercat
Tygra. According to an anonymous source at Cat's Lair, Lion-O said
"Tygra would be the first to be screwed, after he [censored] with his
relationships with Cheetara and Willa."
The source said they later called it even after Lion-O had his way with the
tiger, and afterward he reassured him that he was over everything and wanted
to keep their friendship.
When asked how he felt about this, Tygra was quoted as saying, "We're Thundercats. We stick together through thick and thin, and now I think we've finally put it behind me. Er, us. I mean us. You're not going to quote me on that last part, are you?"
After Tygra, Lion-O went to wise old Lynx-O for a more distinguished and
discreet affair. We wouldn't have even known about this one, except that
they shared their encounter in DarkSide and they were picked up from afar on
Skytomb's security cameras.
As a quick aside, the Secret Agent has provided us with evidence that Lion-O's attraction to older men may have started at an early age, not long off from the time he developed his crush on Cheetara. This startling evidence from the wreckage of the ship in which the Thundercats made their exodus to Third Earth shows him in a close embrace with none other than Jaga the Wise.
Regardless of the origins of his attraction to Lynx-O, it had the same result. Another notch on his already quite notched Thundercat belt! A notch that was clearly witnessed and photographed by Luna of the Lunatacs.
Only moments after the picture of him with Lynx-O was taken, he caught
sight of Skytomb. Lord Lion-O knew he had been caught yet again with his
speedo down and allegedly went to negotiate with the Lunatacs. Amok,
missing Vultureman, wanted to "negotiate" with the Thundercat his own way
however.
Luna observed and gave Amok a nice lollipop as a treat for wearing out the
Thundercat Lord.
"Four down, two to go," the Lunar woman cackled smugly to our reporter. "Now the only ones of us who haven't had some fun with that redheaded Thunderslut are Chilla and RedEye!"
It wasn't long before he was back to seducing fellow Thundercats, though. Below he can be seen leaning on Panthro, asking him to take him somewhere to lie down. By now everyone in Cat's Lair knew what that was a euphemism for.
What the others in Cat's Lair didn't expect, however, was that Jaguara, Torr, and Snarfer were waiting for him to watch and possibly join in.
When interviewed, Torr confided to reporters that although he was fond of his Lord, he never expected that the surprise party being thrown for him would turn out to be an orgy. "My wife would skin off my spots if she knew I was even there, much less, uh, well, you know," he said sheepishly to the reporter.
The following weekend after the naughty night in Cat's Lair, the Secret Agent trailed Lion-O as he went out with Monkian of the Mutants on a Skycutter. Allegedly Lion-O had hoped to add the simian to his list of conquests, and had been hopeful when Monkian indicated that he was willing to take him on a "joyride".
Judging by the look on Lion-O's face, the Skycutter wasn't quite what he expected.
That must be why, then, he went for a "hot time" with the Inflamor.
The Secret Agent trailed him leaving Monkian's and found them in this most compromising position!
However, none of Lion-O's conquests with the men of Third Earth prepared us for the most shocking submission to our publication yet by the Secret Agent. It sounds like a clichéd and cheesy tabloid line, but in this reporter's opinion it's too obvious to pass up the opportunity to say it:
Lion-O had sex with Aliens!
It would seem that Lion-O's lust is no longer confined to Third Earth and the occasional fling on New Thundera.
Does his lusty ambition know no bounds?