Yes, folks, it's sad but true. The depths of depravity that the illustrious (emphasis on lust, I might add) Lord Lion-O has sunk to is the violation of the species barrier. This isn't merely Mutants or Lunatacs, either, but completely non felinoid/humanoid creatures. When he made his vow to have everyone on Third Earth, apparently he meant it.
It started with Snarf...
Our Secret Agent has found evidence of inappropriate behavior at the hands of his former nanny Snarf Osbert at a young age. Could this be the psychological root of Lord Lion-O's breakdown of lust and disastrous relationships? A prominent Third Earth psychologist says, "It's quite likely indeed. It's a shame he didn't have my invisible oil as a child to hide from that foul red and yellow beast."
It should come as no surprise, then, that the first cross-species encounter he sought out was with his former caretaker.
After hearing about his ex Cheetara's adventures with the furry ones, and knowing of his nanny's unnatural fondness for him, it was only a matter of time before he satisfied his curiosity. Word has it that it happened when the two were swimming together, and the lusty lion caught Snarf by surprise.
"Innocent" games of tackle and grab soon followed...
But at least Snarf always seems to treat his former charge with love and affection despite everything that he's been involved in.
Naturally Lion-O wasn't satisfied with Snarf alone. Soon he was seen experimenting with Snarfer, but as our agent caught on film below, he somewhat regretted it afterward.
That encounter was followed next weekend by a "reunion" Lord Lion-O had with his pet Kano, caught on film by our Secret Agent.
The Secret Agent has found evidence of other clandestine trysts involving the more bestial residents of Third Earth as well, including gargoyles...
And even Queen Spidera! Shocking indeed! At this rate, Lord Lion-O will achieve his ambitious goal sooner than later, this reporter thinks.
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