The Third Earth Inquirer
"If it's sleazy and low, we'll let you know!"
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about the personal lives of the Thundercats, but were afraid to ask!


Consider this a Third-Earth tabloid.  The sole purpose of this section was for me to catch scandalous shots of the Thundercats, Mutants, Lunatacs, Mumm-Ra, and other assorted residents of Third Earth in compromising positions that could be interpreted as something naughty going on between the two (or three or four or however many the case may be) in question. 

WARNING: This page contains adult themes, squicky concepts, and runs the gamut of seedy and creepy ideas that fandom has to offer.  If you think that will offend  or upset you, go back now.  That said, it is also a joke.  If you take Thundercats seriously, the Third Earth Inquirer is not reading material for you.

Special thanks go out to Gatotrueno for providing the base picture of the Spice Girls as the ASOE used in the cover above!


Front Page Stories

Cheetara's Cheatin' Heart! Willa's Woodland Exploits The Loony Love Lives of the Lunatacs
WilyKit and WilyKat's Wild Ways Monkian's Torrid Love Life Lion-O's Liaisons
The Escapades of the Ever-Living:
The Dirt on Mumm-Ra!
Those Sex-Crazed Snarfs! The Thunder-Orgy of the Century!
Slythe's Sex Life The Truth About Tygra Bengali's Blues
Panthro's Personal Pleasures The Cat's Lair Baby Scandal Pumyra's Secret Side
Sad Tale of A Thundercat Addict:
Profile on Tygra
Lynx-O's Lusty Encounters What a Drag!
Transvestites of Third Earth Revealed!
   Exposé: The Bondage Craze on Third Earth!   

 


Other Features


Advice Column
Hosted by Luna, Mumm-Ra, and Alluro
Like all respectable publications, the Third Earth Inquirer is branching out into more areas than just our hot front page stories!  
We have just hired two well-known and (ahem!) respected Third-Earthers to host an advice column to solve the problems of our dear readers!
 

 


Thunder-Personals
For those lonely Third-Earthers who have trouble finding that special someone.
 

 


Some Third-Earthers aren't so thrilled about our little tabloid:

 

While others can't get enough!

"Nyah ha ha! Wait 'till Monkian and Vultureman find out about this one!!!"

 

"Cawwww, now this is quality reading!"

 

"Hey, my secret lover Chilla made the front cover!"

 


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