The Third Earth Inquirer


"If it's sleazy and low, we'll let you know!"

 
Everything you ever wanted to know about the personal lives of the Thundercats but were afraid to ask!

 

Consider this page a Third-Earth tabloid.  The sole purpose of this page was for me to catch scandalous shots of the Thundercats, Mutants, Lunatacs, Mumm-Ra, and other assorted residents of Third Earth in compromising positions that could be interpreted as a relationship between the two (or three or four or however many the case may be!) in question. 

WARNING!!! This page contains adult themes and could be considered rather tasteless, so if you think that is going to bug you, then go back. Here is the evidence and corresponding stories that have been obtained so far:

Special thanks to Gatotrueno for providing the base picture of the Spice Girls as the ASOE which used in making the cover!


Front Page Stories

Cheetara's Cheatin' Heart! Willa's Woodland Exploits The Loony Love Lives of the Lunatacs
WilyKit and WilyKat's Wild Ways Monkian's Torrid Love Life Lion-O's Liaisons
The Escapades of the Ever-Living: The Dirt on Mumm-Ra! Those Sex-Crazed Snarfs! The Thunder-Orgy of the Century!
Slythe's Sex Life The Truth About Tygra Bengali's Blues
Panthro's Personal Pleasures The Cat's Lair Baby Scandal Pumyra's Secret Side
Sad Tale of A Thundercat Addict: Profile on Tygra Lynx-O's Lusty Encounters What a Drag! Transvestites of Third Earth Revealed...
  Expose: The Bondage Craze on Third Earth!  

 


Other Features


Advice Column
Hosted by Luna, Mumm-Ra, and Alluro

Like all respectable publications, the Third Earth Inquirer is branching out into more areas than just our hot front page stories!  We have just hired two well-known and (ahem!) respected Third-Earthers to host an advice column to solve the problems of our dear readers!

If you have a problem you'd like solved, send it to these addresses:
luna@cheezey.org (to ask Luna)
mummra@cheezey.org (to ask Mumm-Ra)
alluro@cheezey.org (to ask Alluro)
 

 

Thunder-Personals

For those lonely Third-Earthers who have trouble finding that special someone.
Send all submissions to our Personal Ads Consultant!
 

 


Some Third-Earthers aren't so thrilled about our little tabloid:

 

While others can't get enough!

"Nyah ha ha! Wait 'till Monkian and Vultureman find out about this one!!!"

 

"Cawwww, now this is quality reading!"

 

"Hey, my secret lover Chilla made the front cover!"

 


If you know of any other surprise couples or episodes that have potential to uncover such,
or if you happen to have a candid shot of a Thundercats couple, email the editor.
 


This page was done in the spirit of fun and is not meant to offend anyone. Please do not send me any mail whining about how Thundercats was a show meant for kids, that no one on the Thundercats ever had a relationship, and that these shots were taken out of context, blah blah blah.