What a drag!
Yes, you heard it here first! The latest trend among the men of Third Earth is to dress up in drag! It all started one night, when poor Lion-O was at the Third Earth Tavern, drunk out of his mind and quite vulnerable. That tartish teen WilyKit, at the urging of her mutant boyfriend Slythe, teamed up with a couple of warrior maidens and got her hands (and makeup) on him... and what you see below was the result.
Oddly enough, this didn't ruin the rest of his evening! Lion-O (or as he was soon nicknamed "Sonja Wildmane"... for reasons we'd rather not go into here) took quite a liking to "his" new look before too long. In fact, it even attracted him a couple of dates, plus it also gave a few other lonely guys at the bar a few ideas. Not long after Lion-O... or as he is known now, "Leona" a second drag queen made her... er, his... appearance:
"Biscuita Lovemuffins"
Lion-Ho's boyfriend Alluro, not wanting to be left out of the trend (or his honey's newest hobby), soon followed suit... and then was born that beehived beauty who has recently come to be known as
"Charmara Hipsway"
Panthro saw the action that these girls... uh, guys... whatever... were getting, and he decided to join in on the action too! With a quick addition of a wig, jewelery, and a bit of feminine pizzazz...
"Uhura Cuddlebums" was out on the town!
Then came the inevitable...
The one man who refuses to be outdone, who demands that he be noticed and paid homage to as the king (or in this case, queen) of the outrageous and bold, went and perfected his own drag look! Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living became...
"Edwina Deathinbotham"
Well, something like this kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?
That's it, Inquirer, you've finally gone too far! I want my money
back!
Wow, Mummsies gone blond? Who'da thunk it? What
else ya got to tell me about these wacky cats?
Heh heh, thanks to my Freelance Mutant Hack and ever-helpful fellow evil groupie for their help in making this late-breaking story possible.