Yes, you heard it here first! The latest trend among the men of Third Earth is to dress up in drag! It all started one night, when Lion-O was at the Third Earth Tavern, drunk out of his mind and impressionable. That tartish teen WilyKit, at the urging of her Mutant boyfriend Slythe, teamed up with a couple of Warrior Maidens and got her hands (and makeup) on him... and what you see below was the result.
Instead of ruining his evening, Lion-O (or as he was soon nicknamed,"Sonja Wildmane,") took quite a liking to his new look before too long. In fact, it even attracted him a couple of dates, as well as giving other patrons of the establishment a few ideas. Not long after Lion-O, a second drag queen made an appearance:
"Biscuita Lovemuffins"
Lion-O's ex, Alluro, didn't want to be left out of the trend, and he soon followed suit. Thus was born that beehived beauty calling herself
"Charmara Hipsway"
Panthro saw all the fun that they were having, and tried it for himself! With a quick addition of a wig, jewelery, and a bit of feminine pizzazz...
"Uhura Cuddlebums" was out on the town!
Then came the inevitable...
The one soul who refuses to be outdone, who demands that he be noticed and that homage be paid to him as king (or is that queen?) of the outrageous and bold, went and perfected his own drag look! Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living became...
"Edwina Deathinbotham"
A picture like this rather speaks for itself, doesn't it?
That's it, Inquirer! You've finally gone too far! I want my money back!
Mummsies went blond? Who'd have thunk it? What else ya got to tell me about these wacky cats?
Special thanks to my Freelance Mutant Hack and ever-helpful evil groupie for their assistance in making this story possible.