The Cat's Lair Baby Scandal
Cheetara stunned all of Third Earth with her stunning announcement: "I'm pregnant!"
Naturally, this led to the question of "who's the father?"...
Cheetara checked her long list of lovers for the possible identity...
It could be Lion-O...
Or Mumm-Ra...
Or even her partner in the Thunder-Orgy, Alluro...
Not to mention countless others!
Panthro was pretty angry when he found out exactly how many men other than him could be the father, especially when one of the them was WilyKat. Panthro gave him a sound thrashing for that one.
Due to medical complications, Cheetara was unable to have a blood test done, so it was necessary to wait until the child was born to determine the true identity of the father. It has been a long nine months...
...but finally, Cheetara gave birth and the father was revealed, as her baby boy bore a striking resemblance to his daddy...
LION-O!!
Cheetara has taken to motherhood well, but Lion-O looks like he's going to be sick over his new duties as father (guess diaper changing isn't his thing)!
Keep reading the Third Earth Inquirer for the latest details in the Cat's Lair Baby Scandal!
Holy Thundera, an illegitimate child in Cat's Lair! What's
next?
This is disgusting, capitalizing on Cheetara's pain to sell a few papers!
Get me out of here!