Cheezey sez:
(Rated R for Language and Innuendo. No one under 17 admitted without parent or guardian, or any wanna be lamer flamers who, like this decaying dweeb, haven't read Flaming For Dummies.)
Before we begin, let me give a little introduction. This guy was (like Quest) originally out to get someone else, my friend Alluro99. He flamed him several times in his guestbook, thinking he was being witty, until it was discovered that the same exact IP address (205.213.163.50) left all of the flames there. Brilliant, eh? Well he also flamed my guestbook, and did so privately. Now anyone who is too much of a wuss to flame publicly obviously knows that he's wrong and is ashamed of his actions. I believe that anyone who engages in such a pathetic practice deserves to be roasted like the weenie they are, so I did just that, and posted his flame, in all its idiotic glory, in my guestbook itself. Here's the excerpt:
Record 54
Name:
Cheezey
Website: Cheezey's Happy
Homepage
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: New York
Time: 1999-05-27 01:17:45
Comments:
See the guy below who left me a private message? Well it was a flame! Personally I think flames are best served to the whole web community to be duly dissected and laughed at, so here we go. That's what you get for running your mouth to someone with an even bigger one, Zombie!
Name:
Zombie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Hell
Time: 1999-05-26 22:31:45
Comments: Hey You Mother Fucking Bitch, So how are you and Jerret
doing. Hey are you still playing with that dildo???????? Well just go get
scrued OK. Bye
Cheezey sez: LOL! What a lame attempt at a flame that was! I'd almost be intimidated (NOT), if I knew what the hell you were even talking about! Who's "Jerret"? If you mean Alluro99 (and I assume you do, since he told me you wasted bandwidth posting similar private drivel in his GB about me as well), then we are doing just fine, and having a great time laughing our butts off at you. As for the dildo question, why do you ask? Are you looking to borrow one or something? Oh and I would go and get "scrued" but I don't believe I've learned that term yet. Care to explain it to me? Hey, maybe *you* could demonstrate once you find that dildo you're asking about...
Cheez
Now for the meat and potatoes of the issue, the flame by e-mail!
Subj: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOD
DAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 5/27/99 2:04:27 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: zombie_01@hotmail.com (Zombie 666)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
HeY CHeZzY aRe YoU EASY????????????????????????????????????????????
SeE tHe GuY BELOW wHo lEfT mE a PrIvaAtE mEsSaGe? YeS
Well it was a flame! Oh My God!!!!!
Personally I think flames are best served to the whole web community to be duly dissected and laughed at, so here we go. Here We go were, Your Bedroom!!!!
That's what you get for running your mouth to someone with an even bigger one. Big One My ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey, maybe *you* could demonstrate once you find that dildo you're asking about. You First BITCH
Cheezey sez:
Um, are you so incredibly stupid that you can't even copy and paste right? I noticed you misspelled my name. You also didn't even differentiate my text from yours. Of course I can tell which is which, because mine is *far* more intelligent than yours.
Now that we've gotten the pleasantries out of the way, do you mind me asking just what your hangup with my sex life and this dildo is? It looks to me like you're more than a little obsessed with the whole matter, between what you wrote here, in my guestbook, and the private flames (how cowardly can you get?) you left in Alluro99's guestbook. Let me make one thing crystal clear: my personal life (which is obviously much more exciting than yours) is none of your damned business. I am sick of mindless idiots like you flaming me just because your own life sucks so much that you have nothing better to do than think up lame-ass flames for people you don't even know.
Anyway, I don't know *what* your problem is, but I do know who you are and where you are from thanks to researching your IP address, so I suggest you get lost before I forward it to someone who could have a lot of fun with that information.
Cheezey
Undead flames are too scary! We should leave them in the grave where they belong! Take me back to Flames, Rants, and Hatemail.