Cheeezey sez:
Subj: THUNDERCATS SHOULD DIE
Date: 12/6/98 5:48:46 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: stonecold_jr01@yahoo.com (Justin Sonnentag)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
HI LOSSSSSSER,
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN DEVOTE YOUR FUCKING LIVE TO USING A DILDO AND WATCHING A LION SWINGING HIS STUPID THING AROUND CALLING PEOPLE HO'S. YOU SOULD TRY WWF THATS COOL. ALL YOU FUCKING THUNDERCATS FANS WILL BURN IN HELL AND DIE. ALL OVER AGAIN. PIECE OF ADVICE QUIT YOUR WINING THAT THEY TOOK OFF THE THUNDERCATS. AGAIN. THERE IS A REASON TO THAT. THEY SUCK. LETS SEE HAS WWF BEEN TAKEN OFF NO. THUNDERCATS YES. I THING IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY ARE OFF THE AIR. I WILL GO TO CARTOON NETWORK AND PERSONALLY BURN THE TAPES. BY THE WAY DON'T GIVE ME THIS SHIT ABOUT THAT I SHOULDN'T BE HERE. I TYPED IN THUNDER CATS TO BRING UP THE SNOWMOBILE. AND IT GIVES ME THIS CRAP.
I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL WATCHING THE FAGET CATS. ESPALLY TYGRA. YES I READ THE OTHER VOLTRON LETTER. VOLTRON SUCKS.
SO DOES ANY OTHER WINING CRYING CARTOON.
WATCH SOMETHING REAL
WATCH WWF
BYE YOU FAGS.
PS. TAKE YOUR PAGES OFF . THERE A EYE SORE.
Cheeezey sez:
Wow... that was a real insulting flame... boy, you really told me. (Not.)
I have two questions for you...
#1-- Are all you idiotic flamers incapable of using correct spelling, grammar, and typing? The only eye sore I see is your silly rant typed in all caps, and atrociously misspelled words like "LOSSSSSSER", "ESPALLY", "SOULD", "WINING", and "FAGET" (hint: if you're going to attempt to insult someone, you might want to spell it right to give the desired effect).
#2-- If you were looking for a snowmobile, but found cartoon pages, why did you spend your precious time reading them and composing that flame (Not that I believe that required much thought, except that I think you have to try to look as stupid as you just made yourself look) instead of just narrowing down your search and putting all that effort into finding the page you were looking for? Seems to me like it's you that needs the life. And I will give you that "shit" that you shouldn't have been on my page if you didn't like it... because you knew it wasn't about snowmobiles, and took the time to read my flames page and flame me anyway! So why don't you grow up, and get a life? I think watching too much of that "real" WWF crap is melting what little you had of a brain.
Cheezey
P.S.-- Maybe you should CC a copy of this flame to Cartoon Network, too. I'm sure they'd love how you're threatening to destroy copies of the show they purchased the rights to. Then you could compose your little flames in prison, with your new WWF-watching boyfriend Bubba.
You'd think that would be it, right? I mean, no one (save Whiddaw, perhaps) could be stupid enough to flame me again, right? WRONG! Check out this little goodie that came in my mailbox less than half an hour after this flames page was posted:
Subj: Re: THUNDERCATS SHOULD DIE
Date: 12/6/98 7:31:41 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: stonecold_jr01@yahoo.com (Justin Sonnentag)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
DID I HURT YOU CRY BABY FEELIGS.
CRY CRY :(
PEICE OF ADVICE FOR YOU.
TAKE OUT YOUR THUNDERCAT MAGS. AND USE YOUR FUCKING DILDO.
BY THE WAY I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU.
THUNDERCATS YOUR A HOOOOOOOOOOO
Cheeezey sez:
<< DID I HURT YOU CRY BABY FEELIGS. CRY CRY :(>>
No, all you did was brighten my day. Your flames are so stupid that I am having a big laugh at your expense. In fact, you're going to be MSTed very soon.
<<PEICE OF ADVICE FOR YOU.
TAKE OUT YOUR THUNDERCAT MAGS. AND USE YOUR FUCKING DILDO.>>
Piece of advice for you: Learn to spell.
<<BY THE WAY I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU.>>
It would be hard for me to be gay, considering I'm not male.
<<THUNDERCATS YOUR A HOOOOOOOOOOO >>
Oooh, how witty. No wonder your letters make such good birdcage lining, or in this case, kitty litter.
Go and "wrestle" with some of your WWF pals,
Cheezey
And he did it again... I know... slow learners, and all that. Here's the bullshit, this time two letters. Get a kick out of how he was shocked that I didn't answer him like immediately... the two letters are dated less than an hour apart, and in the middle of the friggin' night! (He probably had a long porno movie download to wait on and was getting bored). Either that or he was assuming that the rest of the world has as little a life as he does. What a dork.
Subj: Re: THUNDERCATS SHOULD DIE
Date: 12/10/98 12:25:09 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: stonecold_jr01@yahoo.com (Justin Sonnentag)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE HELL IS MSTed WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO EXPAND ON THAT. LIKE IN ENGLISH. NEXT YOU THUNDERCAT FANS ARE PATHEDICT. ALL YOU CAN DO IS CORRECT ME ON MY GRAMMAR. HOO I'M SO SCARED. NOT. GEE YOU CAN'T EVEN STAND OF FOR THE PUSSY FAGET CATS. ALL YOU DO IS MORE COMPLAINING. OH YOU MISSPELLED A WORD, HO THEY TOOK OF THUNDERCATS AGAIN, HO MY DILDO IS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE. GEE CAN YOU EVER QUIT YOU GOD DAM INFERNAL WHINING. IF I HERE ONE MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING I THINK I WILL SHOOT MY SELF. DON'T WORRY I FOUND THE SPELL CHECK, SO QUIT YOU WHINING. SINCE YOU STUPID THUNDERCAT FANS CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT WINE WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO HAVE A PAGE. I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THE PUSSYCATS I AM A HOOOO. I ADVICE YOU TO TAKE THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CRYBABY PAGE OFF. BY THE WAY FOR THE RECORD I DON'T LOOK AT PORN SO TELL YOUR OTHER WHINING FRIENDS THAT. I HAVE BETTER THINGS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND. AND WWF IS REAL YOU CAN TELL WHILYKAT THAT. OR SHOULD I CALL HIM PUSSYKAT.
PS. I LOVE HOW I WAS SWAMPED WITH LETTERS. HA HA HA I ONLY GOT ONE OTHER LETTER. HOO I AM SO SCARED.
Subj: Re: THUNDERCATS SHOULD DIE
Date: 12/10/98 1:11:18 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: stonecold_jr01@yahoo.com (Justin Sonnentag)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T E-MAIL ME RIGHT AWAY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
TAKE OFF YOU THUNDERCATS PAGE AND TELL ALL THE OTHER THUNDERCAT PAGES TO COME OFF.
BECAUSE STONECOLD SAID SO.
Cheeezey sez:
<< FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE HELL IS MSTed WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO EXPAND ON THAT. LIKE IN ENGLISH.>>
Simple explanation for a simple mind: The term "MSTed" refers to the popular TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000. In the same way that the robots make fun of stupid movies, someone riffs and takes apart your stupid flames, line by line, in character as the bots. To be put even simpler, we get another laugh out of how ridiculous you are.
<<NEXT YOU THUNDERCAT FANS ARE PATHEDICT. >>
Not as "pathedict" as your spelling.
<<ALL YOU CAN DO IS CORRECT ME ON MY GRAMMAR.>>
Well when you have as many glaring errors as you do, it's hard not to. Here's some advice: if you want someone to take your dumbass flames seriously, make them readable, and then people won't make fun of you (at least not on the grammar).
<< HOO I'M SO SCARED. NOT. >>
Ah, more brilliant comebacks and sparkling wit... you should be a professional debator. Not.
<<GEE YOU CAN'T EVEN STAND OF FOR THE PUSSY FAGET CATS.>>
Stand of for what? Care to explain what the hell you're talking about? The grammar was so screwed up in that one you didnt' even make your point clear! Since I assume you meant "stand UP for", the show doesn't need me to defend it. The fact that it has thousands of fans, and well over a hundred webpages devoted to it even after 10 years says it all.
<< ALL YOU DO IS MORE COMPLAINING.>>
And I'll keep complaining (and laughing) as long as you see fit to fill my mailbox with this nonsense. That is, until I tire of it and just block you from my mailbox. You see, unlike a flamer like you, I actually have a life, and this stuff gets old after the first few flames, especially with someone as unoriginal at flaming as you. It's no fun to match wits when I clearly have no competition.
<<OH YOU MISSPELLED A WORD, HO THEY TOOK OF THUNDERCATS AGAIN, HO MY DILDO IS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE.>>
Ho, that made no sense whatsoever. Ho, you're making yourself look like a complete moron.
<<GEE CAN YOU EVER QUIT YOU GOD DAM INFERNAL WHINING. >>
I don't know, can you ever quit using all caps?
<<IF I HERE ONE MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING I THINK I WILL SHOOT MY SELF.>>
Don't let me stop you. That's less junk mail for me to bother with.
<< DON'T WORRY I FOUND THE SPELL CHECK, SO QUIT YOU WHINING.>>
Funny... I didn't notice. Must be a real "pathedict" spell checker, though.
<< SINCE YOU STUPID THUNDERCAT FANS CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT WINE WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO HAVE A PAGE. >>
Wine? Wine is great. I like white wines, myself. And hell, I need a few glasses after attempting to read one of these poorly-composed flames.
<<I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THE PUSSYCATS I AM A HOOOO. >>
Was that sarcasm, or was it *you* hitting the wine this time?
<<. I ADVICE YOU TO TAKE THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CRYBABY PAGE OFF. >>
I "advice" you to please unclick the caps lock.
<<BY THE WAY FOR THE RECORD I DON'T LOOK AT PORN SO TELL YOUR OTHER WHINING FRIENDS THAT. I HAVE BETTER THINGS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND.>>
Oh yeah, I know her, Nylona the blow up doll. I hear Whiddaw dated her too.
<< AND WWF IS REAL YOU CAN TELL WHILYKAT THAT. OR SHOULD I CALL HIM PUSSYKAT.>>
Suuuure it is. And I breathe in space.
<< PS. I LOVE HOW I WAS SWAMPED WITH LETTERS. HA HA HA I ONLY GOT ONE OTHER LETTER. HOO I AM SO SCARED. >>
Of course you did, it's dorks like you that thrive on the negative attention of flaming. Enjoy 'em, because they'll probably keep coming... as I said, we're all having a great laugh at your expense.
Breaking out another bottle to do some more "wining",
Cheezey
<< WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T E-MAIL ME RIGHT AWAY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.>>
Oh yes, brilliant assumption. Naturally, a loser like you wouldn't have jumped to the obvious conclusion... that I have a life outside the computer. Hate to burst your bubble, but I don't live for your flames. I know my replies are the highlight of your "pathedict" life, though.
<< TAKE OFF YOU THUNDERCATS PAGE AND TELL ALL THE OTHER THUNDERCAT PAGES TO COME OFF. BECAUSE STONECOLD SAID SO. >>
Take off your caps lock button. Because Cheezey said so.
Shocked that there is now a loser even bigger than Whiddaw on the net,
Cheezey
I thought that was the end of it. Guess what? I was wrong. Yes folks, here he is again, and this time he even has the nerve to give me webpage pointers. As if I would even trust advice from someone who can't even operate a friggin' spell checker! Plus, he wrote back later that day, threatening all the Thundercats fans this time. But yeah, we're the ones who need lives, LOL. :-p
Flame Numero Uno (well, for this day, anyway):
Subj: GET A LIFE
Date: 12/13/98 12:34:17 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: stonecold_jr01@yahoo.com (Justin Sonnentag)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
OH NO YOU MSTED ME I AM SOOOOOOO SCARED (not) YeS I KnOw HoW tO uSe ThE FuCkInG cApSlOcK kEy. I JUST LIKE TO ANNOY YOU WITH IT. THERE I USED LOWER CASE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. HERE LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR PAGE.
NUMBER 1 = It takes way to long to load up. I thing I might get some Social Security by the time you page loads up.
NUMBER 2 = You are using AOL. The world's most used service. Think a bit, try some other company. Like GeoCities. Your page might load up quicker.
NUMBER 3 = There is no order to your page. Everything is looks like you just put together in a hurry. (TAKE YOUR TIME)
NUMBER 4 = The Color scheme is out of wack. Try using basic colors.
NUMBER 5 = TRY a thing called FRAMES. They are usually nice and organize your page. It would look less junky.
NUMBER 6 = (THIS IS MY suggestions) It should haven't been about THUNDERBRATS.
There I actually took my time to give you some good advice. Try using it.
NOT THE WORLDS GREATEST FLAME, IN FACT IT'S KIND OF NICE. I'LL TRY HARDER TO BE MEAN NEXT TIME.
YOURS ALWAYS,
IHATETHUNDERCATS
Cheeezey sez:
<< OH NO YOU MSTED ME I AM SOOOOOOO SCARED (not)>>
Actually I didn't MST you, Lefty and Bast did. I just posted it. Their MSTings were quite humorous, though.
<<YeS I KnOw HoW tO uSe ThE FuCkInG cApSlOcK kEy. I JUST LIKE TO ANNOY YOU WITH IT.>>
Gee, thanks for showing off your stellar keyboarding skills. How long did that little gem of creativity take you to come up with? Probably the few days since your last bit of mindless drivel to me. I bet you've been sitting at your keyboard ever since trying to come up with an attempt (I stress the word "attempt") at a brilliant comeback. Actually I have deduced the *real* reason you use the capslock key... you don't have to waste putting that second hand on the keyboard to use the shift function. As for annoying me, you don't annoy me. You're too stupid to annoy me. You simply make me laugh.
<<THERE I USED LOWER CASE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. >>
Funny, that looks like uppercase to me...
<<HERE LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR PAGE. >>
Oh, this ought to be good. "Webmaster" advice from someone who can't even grasp basic grammatical and typing concepts. ::snicker:::
<<NUMBER 1 = It takes way to long to load up. I thing I might get some Social Security by the time you page loads up.>>
There are two solutions to that. One is called a 56K (or even 33.3kbps) modem. Another is called hitting this nifty button at the top of the screen called "stop", which makes the graphics stop loading. Of course, I realize that might be difficult when you are only using one hand for both the keyboard and mouse.
<<NUMBER 2 = You are using AOL. The world's most used service. Think a bit, try some other company. Like GeoCities. Your page might load up quicker.>>
Actually, I am using simplenet. (Reading the URL might have told you that.) As for geocities, I used them already. I switched becaue they took even longer to load than simplenet.
<<NUMBER 3 = There is no order to your page. >>
Well gee, you ought to appreciate that, then. It's sort of like your flames. They have no order either.
<< Everything is looks like you just put together in a hurry. (TAKE YOUR TIME)>>
I also don't give a rat's ass if you think my page looks disorganized or not. I like it the way it is, thank you very much.
<<NUMBER 4 = The Color scheme is out of wack. Try using basic colors. >>
A black background with other colors is out of whack? On what planet? Oh, and my excessive use of colors is done for a reason-- it's called creativity. You might want to try using a little of it when you write these dumbass flames.
<<NUMBER 5 = TRY a thing called FRAMES. They are usually nice and organize your page. It would look less junky.>>
Oooh, was that supposed to insult me? Oh gosh, my page looks junky... I'm going to cry now. (note sarcasm) As for me putting those annoying frames on my page, that'll happen about the same time you get through a flame without misspelling a word or using poor grammar.
<<NUMBER 6 = (THIS IS MY suggestions) It should haven't been about THUNDERBRATS.>>
Good thing I don't listen to YOUR suggestions. Otherwise, my page really would suck.
<<There I actually took my time to give you some good advice. Try using it. >>
Aw, well I'm just touched. Too bad it was a wasted effort on your part, since I've long since stopped listening to anything you might have to say.
<<NOT THE WORLDS GREATEST FLAME, IN FACT IT'S KIND OF NICE. I'LL TRY HARDER TO BE MEAN NEXT TIME.
YOURS ALWAYS,
IHATETHUNDERCATS>>
Not even close, actually, unless we're grading on humor, then you rank right up there with Whiddaw and the irate Voltron fan. As for flaming me next time, better hurry... because I'm going to block you soon. Not because I'm afraid of you, but because your silly rants are producing too much work for me. It's hard to keep my page up to date with the hordes of people just waiting to insult you.
Wondering if you're really dumb enough to make an ass out of yourself yet
again,
Cheezey
And number two...
Subj: Re: GET A LIFE
Date: 12/13/98 12:53:31 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: stonecold_jr01@yahoo.com (Justin Sonnentag)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
WELL WELL WELL, I DID LOWER CASE AND YOU STILL WHINED AROUND ABOUT YOU STUPID LIFE. SO I WENT BACK TO CAPS LOCK. HA. YOU AND TRY TO BLOCK ME OUT BUT HOW IS THAT GOING TO STOP ME. I CAN STILL SIGN YOU GUEST BOOK. GET A NEW E-MAIL ACCOUNT. THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO GET TO YOU. I HAVE MANY FRIENDS E-MAIL ACCOUNDS. SUCH AS THIS ONE. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO USE MY E-MAIL ACCOUNT SO YOU COULD NAIL ME. I DON'T THINK SO. THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS. I JUST ASK HIM FOR HIS PASSWORD. THEN I CHANGE IT. I WILL JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT E-MAIL ADDRESS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOTMAIL. I HEARD THAT WAS GOOD. I AM TELLING YOU KNOW. I AM DEVOTING MY LIFE TO GET RID OF THUNDERCAT WEB PAGES. HERES SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD RECONIZE.
AS LONG AS THUNDERCAT PAGES ARE UP STONECOLD LIVES.
FROM
AS LONG AS EVIL EXIST MUMM-RA LIVES.
ANYWAYS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE FLAMES LIKE MINE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE NO REASON TO UPDATE, NOW WOULD YOU.
TALK TO YOU LATER
IHATETHUNDERCATS.
Cheeezey sez:
In a message dated 12/13/98 12:53:31 PM Eastern Standard Time, King_Of_Losers@yahoo.com writes:
<< WELL WELL WELL, I DID LOWER CASE AND YOU STILL WHINED AROUND ABOUT YOU STUPID LIFE.>>
Yes, I whined about you, and your stupid life, which is apparently so devoid of anything worthwhile, that you devote it to waiting for me to reply to your mindless flames. Of course, even these are more intellectually stimulating than your treasured WWF...
<<SO I WENT BACK TO CAPS LOCK. HA.>>
Oooh, you're so scary when you're forceful. I'm shaking here.
<< YOU AND TRY TO BLOCK ME OUT BUT HOW IS THAT GOING TO STOP ME. I CAN STILL SIGN YOU GUEST BOOK. >>
So do it. I'll make fun of you there too, or just let it be and let everyone else get a laugh out of how pathetic you are. What you don't seem to grasp here is that I don't *need* to make fun of you... you're so stupid, you do it yourself, without me saying a word.
<<GET A NEW E-MAIL ACCOUNT. THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO GET TO YOU. I HAVE MANY FRIENDS E-MAIL ACCOUNDS. SUCH AS THIS ONE.>>
You're going to "get me", huh? You do realize that if I felt like being a real bitch, I could forward this to the webmasters at yahoo and have the account deleted for spamming and threatening me? Not that you're worth the effort, or that I'm worried about what you'll do. Besides, I have the ultimate weapon against your emails on my side... it's called *gasp* THE DELETE BUTTON!
<<DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO USE MY E-MAIL ACCOUNT SO YOU COULD NAIL ME.>>
Uh, do you really want me to answer that?
<<I DON'T THINK SO. THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS. I JUST ASK HIM FOR HIS PASSWORD. THEN I CHANGE IT. I WILL JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT E-MAIL ADDRESS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOTMAIL. I HEARD THAT WAS GOOD. I AM TELLING YOU KNOW. >>
You are telling you know what? Oh, sorry... you meant "now". Darn that pesky grammar!
<<I AM DEVOTING MY LIFE TO GET RID OF THUNDERCAT WEB PAGES.>>
BWAHAAAAAHAAAAA! And *you* are the one telling *me* to get a life?!?! ROFL!!
<<HERES SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD RECONIZE. AS LONG AS THUNDERCAT PAGES ARE UP STONECOLD LIVES.
FROM
AS LONG AS EVIL EXIST MUMM-RA LIVES.>>
Let me correct that for you:
"As long as stupidity exists, Stone Cold lives!!!"
<<ANYWAYS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE FLAMES LIKE MINE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE NO REASON TO UPDATE, NOW WOULD YOU.>>
On the contrary, I have plenty of stuff to update, such as fanfics, pictures, sound files, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Publicly making fun of you is simply a way for me to procrastinate, and have some fun while doing it.
<<TALK TO YOU LATER
IHATETHUNDERCATS. >>
Maybe so, but you won't get an answer, and it won't be posted on this page. As of now, you're getting the big "delete"! I'm not wasting any more of my webspace (even if it is unlimited) on you.
Giving you the one-finger salute bye-bye,
Cheezey
And here's what some of my pals had to say:
And here... the much awaited MSTings of our WWF pal!
Have any comments? Want to make fun of this "losssssser" too? Or do you think I'm just a heartless bitch and do you want to flame me too, heh heh? If so, send on the comments to Cheeezey@yahoo.com.
Enough stupidity! Take me back to the Hatemail Page or to Thundercats Zone
