<HI LOSSSSSSER,>

RobMan sez: Hi, jackass.

<DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN DEVOTE YOUR FUCKING LIVE TO USING A DILDO AND WATCHING A LION SWINGING HIS STUPID THING AROUND CALLING PEOPLE HO'S.>

What a freakin' maroon. Have you ever been convicted of a major felony?  Stalking?

< YOU SOULD TRY WWF THATS COOL. ALL YOU FUCKING THUNDERCATS FANS WILL BURN IN HELL AND DIE.>

Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me, God.

< ALL OVER AGAIN. PIECE OF ADVICE QUIT YOUR WINING THAT THEY TOOK OFF THE THUNDERCATS. AGAIN. THERE IS A REASON TO THAT. THEY SUCK.>

That's your opinion, buddy. And you are entitled to your opinion as I am entitled to mine. My opinion of you is that you are a jackass. A moron. A buffoon. A nitwit. A jerk. Need I go on? What right do you have to trash talk and flame people if they don't like the same things you do? Get a life, you freakin' jerkoff.

< LETS SEE HAS WWF BEEN TAKEN OFF NO.>

Actually, the WWF has been cancelled on many stations many times. It always comes back, though.

< THUNDERCATS YES. I THING IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY ARE OFF THE AIR. I WILL GO TO CARTOON NETWORK AND PERSONALLY BURN THE TAPES.>

Good. You won't get far, as CN's security would kick the shit out of you. When you get to the big house, tell Bubba, who'll be your new butt-buddy, all about your ThunderCats fantasies.

< BY THE WAY DON'T GIVE ME THIS SHIT ABOUT THAT I SHOULDN'T BE HERE. I TYPED IN THUNDER CATS TO BRING UP THE SNOWMOBILE. AND IT GIVES ME THIS CRAP.>

There's a button on your browser, called "back." Guess what it does? It sends you back to the page you were at before you clicked the link. Yay! SO FREAKIN' USE IT, JACKASS!

<I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL WATCHING THE FAGET CATS. ESPALLY TYGRA. YES I READ THE OTHER VOLTRON LETTER. VOLTRON SUCKS. SO DOES ANY OTHER WINING CRYING CARTOON.>

Once again, that's your opinion, and once again, I don't care. You made numerous spelling and grammatical errors in this creative little flame, making yourself look like the fool you are. Hell, idiots like you make people like Whiddaw look like Yeats, for crying out loud.

<WATCH SOMETHING REALWATCH WWF>

I like the WWF, but I'm not even gonna respond to that.

<BYE YOU FAGS.>

Good riddance.

<PS. TAKE YOUR PAGES OFF . THERE A EYE SORE.>

Shut yer hole, foo'!

Next:

<DID I HURT YOU CRY BABY FEELIGS. >

Once again, another misspelled word. Spell check! Use it!

<CRY CRY :(>

Well ain't that cute?

<PEICE OF ADVICE FOR YOU. >

I don't care about your idiotic advice. And once again: spell check: Use it!

<TAKE OUT YOUR THUNDERCAT MAGS. AND USE YOUR FUCKING DILDO. >

What in the name of all that is holy are you talking about? Your flaming chunks are getting harder to decipher.

<BY THE WAY I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. >

Boy, that was mature.

<THUNDERCATS YOUR A HOOOOOOOOOOO >

Well, this was a waste of valuable bytes.

Next:

<WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T E-MAIL ME RIGHT AWAY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.>

I suppose she was just ignoring you. I would be.

<TAKE OFF YOU THUNDERCATS PAGE AND TELL ALL THE OTHER THUNDERCAT PAGES TO COME OFF.>

Get a life, you freakin' hoser.

<BECAUSE STONECOLD SAID SO.>

It's "Stone Cold," nitwit.

Next:

<FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE HELL IS MSTed WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO EXPAND ON THAT.>

MSTed means basically making a fool out of your intelligence, or lack thereof.

< LIKE IN ENGLISH.>

That was almost a complete sentence. Almost.

< NEXT YOU THUNDERCAT FANS ARE PATHEDICT.>

Spell check! Use it!

< ALL YOU CAN DO IS CORRECT ME ON MY GRAMMAR. HOO I'M SO SCARED. NOT.  GEE YOU CAN'T EVEN STAND OF FOR THE PUSSY FAGET CATS. ALL YOU DO IS MORE COMPLAINING.>

Actually, you're the one complaining. Nitwit.

< OH YOU MISSPELLED A WORD, HO THEY TOOK OF THUNDERCATS AGAIN, HO MY DILDO IS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE.>

I really don't care about your sexual preferences, or what you do with your special friends (aka cellmate).

< GEE CAN YOU EVER QUIT YOU GOD DAM INFERNAL WHINING.>

Your e-mail should have a function called spell check and grammar check. Use it!

< IF I HERE ONE MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING I THINK I WILL SHOOT MY SELF.>

Please, do us all a favor. JUST DO IT!

No, wait, forget I said that. If you ever feel like shooting yourself, just page me, and I'll call ya.

I'LL CALL YOU A PUNK-ASS BITCH FOR BOTHERING ME! Now, scram!

< DON'T WORRY I FOUND THE SPELL CHECK, SO QUIT YOU WHINING.>

You don't seem to have gotten the hang of it yet.

< SINCE YOU STUPID THUNDERCAT FANS CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT WINE WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO HAVE A PAGE. I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THE PUSSYCATS>

We're aren't trying to defend them. They don't need defending. We're just having a little fun on the web. What's wrong with that? Nitwit.

< I AM A HOOOO.>

Thanks for sharing. How much do you charge for the hour?

< I ADVICE YOU TO TAKE THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CRYBABY PAGE OFF.>

I advise you to get a life, you needle-nosed jerk off.

< BY THE WAY FOR THE RECORD I DON'T LOOK AT PORN SO TELL YOUR OTHER WHINING FRIENDS THAT.>

Yeah, right. I suppose you've just got hotsex.com bookmarked for the articles.

< I HAVE BETTER THINGS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND.>

Blow-up dolls, animals, and imaginary friends DO NOT count.

< AND WWF IS REAL YOU CAN TELL WHILYKAT THAT.>

Yeah, and so is the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.

< OR SHOULD I CALL HIM PUSSYKAT.>

Whatever. You're still an idiot.

<PS. I LOVE HOW I WAS SWAMPED WITH LETTERS. HA HA HA I ONLY GOT ONE OTHER LETTER. HOO I AM SO SCARED.>

No, you're so stupid. And why would contact you personally and make you look like a fool when we can write to Cheezey and she'll post our letters for everyone so they can see us mock you. Simpleton.

I suppose that's all of your foolish little rant. I must give you credit; it was a good laugh. And I'll be sure to line my best birdcage with it. Now, good day. I think Aeris from Final Fantasy VII said it best when she said: "This guy are sick."

Hoping you take a long walk into some hot magma,
Robert Silvers
(robertsilvers@hotmail.com)

P.S.: Cheezey's site is a No-Puritan Zone, so GET THE HELL OUT!

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