Mumm-Ra sez:

Slithe, have you been drinking that damn Berbil Beer again? I should have known it was you by the atrocious grammar....of course, that "LOSSSSSER" part at the beginning of your idiotic flame was the first clue that tipped me off. Word of advice, my scum-sucking friend....get a dictionary and learn to spell, and lay off the drugs and stupid WWF crap. Ever notice how none of those steroid-popping freaks can put together a coherent sentence? That's 'cause they've taken one too many piledrivers to the noggin!

Hoping someone performs a piledriver on *you*,
Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living

Let it henceforth be known that on 12/9/98 11:25:09 PM Central Standard Time some weirdo calling himself stonecold_jr01@yahoo.com (Justin Sonnentag) got his filthy little mitts on his mommy's computer again and brought forth the following putrid piece of mindless drivel:

<FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE HELL IS MSTed WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO EXPAND ON THAT. LIKE IN ENGLISH.>

Why should we bother? It's painfully obvious that you can't even grasp the simplest of English concepts, like STAYING OFF OF PAGES THAT HAVE WARNINGS ON THEM!

<NEXT YOU THUNDERCAT FANS ARE PATHEDICT. ALL YOU CAN DO IS CORRECT ME ON MY GRAMMAR.>

Not quite....we can also nitpick your spelling, your whining, your looks, your life (or rather, LACK thereof!)....

<HOO I'M SO SCARED. NOT. GEE YOU CAN'T EVEN STAND OF FOR THE PUSSY FAGET CATS. ALL YOU DO IS MORE COMPLAINING. OH YOU MISSPELLED A WORD, HO THEY TOOK OF THUNDERCATS AGAIN, HO MY DILDO IS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE.>

You appear to be unusually obsessed with sex. Freud would have a field day with you.

<GEE CAN YOU EVER QUIT YOU GOD DAM INFERNAL WHINING.>

We'll stop "whining" if you'll can the ridiculous flames. They serve no useful purpose anyway, except as a cheap source of amusement for the rest of us.

<IF I HERE ONE MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING I THINK I WILL SHOOT MY SELF.>

Did I mention that my backache is acting up again? And that I have lots of bills to pay and not a lot of money with which to pay them? And that I can't stand raspberry-flavored candies? Oh yeah, and I HATE that overblown farce of a circus they call WWF too! Wanna hear some more? I have a whole list here!

<DON'T WORRY I FOUND THE SPELL CHECK,>

You just forgot to use it, that's all.

<SO QUIT YOU WHINING.>

You do realize that this is a two-way street, don't you? Meaning, no flames from you = no complaints from us.

<SINCE YOU STUPID THUNDERCAT FANS CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT WINE WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO HAVE A PAGE.>

So we can annoy the hell out of fools like you.

<<I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THE PUSSYCATS>>

Sure we can. Millions of Thundercats fans can't be wrong.

<< I AM A HOOOO. >>

*gasp* I knew it! I knew it!

<<. I ADVICE YOU TO TAKE THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CRYBABY PAGE OFF. >>

I advise you to go play in heavy traffic blindfolded.

<BY THE WAY FOR THE RECORD I DON'T LOOK AT PORN SO TELL YOUR OTHER WHINING FRIENDS THAT.>

Sure you don't. And Clinton didn't do the nasty with Monica.

< I HAVE BETTER THINGS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND.>

I don't even want to hear about your perversions, pal. Please shut the door of your room tightly so we don't have to listen to the sounds of the air pump.

<AND WWF IS REAL YOU CAN TELL WHILYKAT THAT. OR SHOULD I CALL HIM PUSSYKAT.>

That's like saying the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus are real. You might want to try reality once in a while, it's not all that bad you know.

<PS. I LOVE HOW I WAS SWAMPED WITH LETTERS. HA HA HA I ONLY GOT ONE OTHER LETTER. HOO I AM SO SCARED.>

So whaddya want, a medal? Ask me if I care.

Furthermore, the same said doofus did at 12/10/98 12:11:18 AM Central Standard Time return to his most foul nocturnal activities and produce another unoriginal spawn of nonsense:

<WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T E-MAIL ME RIGHT AWAY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.>

Not bloody likely, dear. Most of us NORMAL people have something we call a "life." That means we do other things like work or hang out with intelligent folks like our friends instead of wait desperately at the computer for silly little rants like yours. Give us time, we'll always find a chance to write back and tell you how dumb we think you are.

<TAKE OFF YOU THUNDERCATS PAGE AND TELL ALL THE OTHER THUNDERCAT PAGES TO COME OFF.>

No, and no.

<BECAUSE STONECOLD SAID SO.>

Was that supposed to be a persuasive clincher? I smell a serious dictator complex here....and you know what usually happens to dictators? Let me put it to you this way: read up on your history and see how many dictators made it to old age in one piece!

And so, it is with great pleasure that I suggest you lower yourself to a proper height suitable for the task of exercising your abnormally large facial noisemaking orifice in an acceptable manner and direct said orifice towards my posterior:

(_I_)

Pucker up, buttercup!

Unimpressed by your pathetic attempt at a flame,
Mumm-Ra the Ever-Laying-Out-Cold-Loser-Flamers

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